Pro - Does anyone else's nest boxes get soaked in rain?

[Toots]

I know you are a clever bunch so i was wondering is one of you coul help me out!

 

 

I have purchased a cube to expand up from a mk2. the only problem is i have to wait till a week tomorrow!

 

what i want you lot to devise is a way to speed up time and make it a week tomorroaw already!

 

I have tried the DVD remote control but it's batterys must be too weak!

 

Once it is here the fun can start, book in some ex bats, build the cube, go shopping at chicken breeders.

[chick wiggle]

A quantum physical distortion of time and relativity coupled with a MacKichan software luripotent Sequester for worm/black holes should atrophy time and progressively reverse the Lyophilization.

 

Yup, that should do it!

Good luck

[Toots]

how do you cope with a destabalising einstien heisuburg bridge?

[legend21]

early to bed around 2pm should do it, then up about 2am for 1 hour back to bed 3am, long lie and early to bed yep that sounds right to me

 

Jackie

[chick wiggle]

Ah yes, very common misunderstanding there. A destabalising einstien heisuburg bridge only occurs when the lunar modulating philanstope is in direct consternation with the nueroblastoma Euclidean.

 

See? Seemples!

[Space Chick]

 

I appear to be lost, I thought this was the Omlet Forum.

 

Directions back please

[chick wiggle]

Er well, if you take the highway round the quarter section of the roundabout mainline, it should be right there by the interplanetary multi section wayside on the left.

Ok Debs?

[Space Chick]

 

OK thanks Sandie

 

*Debs wishes she had got maps beyond Great Britain for her sat nav*

[Egluntyne]

A destabalising einstien heisuburg bridge only occurs when the lunar modulating philanstope is in direct consternation with the nueroblastoma Euclidean.

But only on Wednesdays.

[Redwing]

this is when you need one of those cool Back to the Future cars......

[poachedegg]

Fab thread!

[chick wiggle]

A destabalising einstien heisuburg bridge only occurs when the lunar modulating philanstope is in direct consternation with the nueroblastoma Euclidean.

But only on Wednesdays.

 

Yes Egluntyne but obviously only if the said wednesday is in complete and total alignment to the astrologically phonesithetically molecular systemic overflow.

 

Sorry to state the obvious

[Egluntyne]

A destabalising einstien heisuburg bridge only occurs when the lunar modulating philanstope is in direct consternation with the nueroblastoma Euclidean.

But only on Wednesdays.

 

Yes Egluntyne but obviously only if the said wednesday is in complete and total alignment to the astrologically phonesithetically molecular systemic overflow.

 

Sorry to state the obvious

 

Of course. Silly me.

 

But it is important to remember that the above only ever applies if the Royal Family are at Balmoral.

[chick wiggle]

Oh well i would have thought that goes without saying Egluntyne, so glad we are in agreement on this one.

[Tutti Frutti]

Oh well i would have thought that goes without saying Egluntyne, so glad we are in agreement on this one.

 

But there have been pulses when the compressed space-time continuum collides with the frequency of the preceding time wave, resulting in alternate compression and amplification therefore causing echoes in the flux.

 

When this happens, you need to spend a sum approaching infinity and then time will revert to the square of the Hypotenuse. If a major Royal is found WITHIN that square (provided the Square is in a W4 postcode), then the Royal circle is complete and the space-time continuum can reset to zero. If it's a minor Royal, the heirarchy triggers an implosion on the t-axis and is immediately yesterday's news.

[Space Chick]

 

Help

[Toots]

well that clears that up!

 

I am off to B&Q for a really big hammer to un-direct modulating philanstope!

 

to optimise the angular dispersion of hopspotic momentum do you recomend a 6 or 8 picotrappilator?

[Egluntyne]

Actually a 7.5 gauge heliotrpoe discombobulator will do the job in half the time.

[chick wiggle]

Yup, I concur yet again Egluntyne, in actual fact, a 7.5 gauge heliotrpoe discombobulator doing the job in half the time will almost certainly assist the compositoriation of the busnambone axis! When the royals are equal to the astotrophe centre of course. I would ring B&Q first to make sure they have one in stock

[Space Chick]

B&Q do an online reserve service

 

*Woo Hoo, I have been able to do something of use whilst lost*

[poachedegg]

*In a Manuel from Fawlty Towers type accent* You crazy people!

[chick wiggle]

*In a Manuel from Fawlty Towers type accent* You crazy people!

 

Why? Would you like me to explain again in proper scientific terms instead of the simple laymans terms used?

[Space Chick]

*Goes off to the Wanted section to see if a Translator of scientific language can be found*

[chick wiggle]

Dont get lost again Debs

[Cooks]

I know I am on pain killers but....