AnnieP Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Glow in the dark pee could be quite useful if you have a male in the house..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Now that should be easy to do I'll have a think about what to put in their tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Quick... patent the idea Louise: I am sure there are a lot of mums trying to toilet train their "little men" to hit the spot, so to speak..... you could make millions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 It is likely to be a fairly nasty chemical though Annie We could give them all a bladder infection as certain fungal infections fluoresce when you shine UV light on them Ringworm for example - might be painful though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I think a bladder infection for all men would be good - then they'd know what cystitis feels like What was this topic about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 Quick... patent the idea Louise: I am sure there are a lot of mums trying to toilet train their "little men" to hit the spot, so to speak..... you could make millions! A ping pong ball in the loo to be used as a target is supposed to work as it doesn't flush away....I've never fancied this method myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Just make them sit down until they're old enough not to make a mess. Phil HAS to sit down in my house - NO-ONE lifts the seat in my place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Yup, I trained my boys to sit down after a rather unfortunate incident where someone startled a standing Owen halfway through...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubereglu Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I will probably watch it next week, missed it! What was also an interesting program was Horizon earlier in the week, it was about IVF in endangered animals, like elephants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I've cracked it You need to take a large dose of vitamin B2 and the excess will be excreted in your urine causing it to appear fluorescent (although it won't actually glow in the dark) At least this one won't kill you Now who's the first to volunteer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Or alternatively there is a food colouring (probably illegal in the UK) called Rhodamine B which will turn your urine fluorescent red if you take enough of it For the younger members of the forum please don't try this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 That's been bothering you all afternoon, hasn't it? Shame Graham's not around any more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 You sound like you've been thinking about that all afternoon Louise...... Slow day at work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 No not really I just knew it would be possible and relatively simple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 relatively simple Like men then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I have to go home now so if you want your wee green or purple i will ahve to research it tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I have to go home now so if you want your wee green or purple i will ahve to research it tomorrow To match our Eglus I presume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubereglu Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 You can make your pee purple by eating lots of beetroot! (it's amazing what you learn whilst watching Casualty!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 It's amazing what you learn whilst reading this forum!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Beetroot doesn't just turn your pee purple and that one IS personal experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Another reason never to eat beetroot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 Too much information Louise!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 You think thats bad You should meet some of the people I work with Oh some of you have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...