Plum Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 OH is bah humbug There were two biscuits, on a plate, all ready for Santa to eat. One biscuit decided to go and hide in the biscuit tin as it didn't want to get eaten. As it was going to the kitchen, Santa came in and stood on it and all the other biscuit could say was 'Crumbs'!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicken bark Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 16, 2010 Author Share Posted December 16, 2010 Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots."! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Last year I did home-made crackers - well, I bought the kit and filled them myself. I took out the jokes and substituted chicken jokes for each one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 16, 2010 Author Share Posted December 16, 2010 I usually doctor ready made crackers adding sweets, gift, jokes and sparklers. So I've made little bags How long do a reindeers legs have to be? Long enough so they can touch the ground! Chicken ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Shakes her head - oh dear oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura & CTB Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I had a chicken joke in my cracker yesterday.... Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside! (groan) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mostin Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots."! I love that one ...........and those bags are fab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 I had a chicken joke in my cracker yesterday.... Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside! (groan) That one's going in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyfeet Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Two parrots on a perch. One says to the other 'do you smell fish?' Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other 'do you know how to drive this thing?' Dawn x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlottechicken Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I should groan at those two jokes, fluffyfeet, but they are really funny My all time favourite is, nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 I like the fish in the tank one. You are all bonkers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Speckled Hen Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Crackers are banned here. I will NOT wear a paper hat while eating Chrissie lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 18, 2010 Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 But you would play with a sparkler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Oooooooooooooh sparklers - me likee sparklers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
