2009 Omlet cube and run for sale

[Plum]

OH is bah humbug

 

There were two biscuits, on a plate, all ready for Santa to eat. One biscuit decided to go and hide in the biscuit tin as it didn't want to get eaten. As it was going to the kitchen, Santa came in and stood on it and all the other biscuit could say was 'Crumbs'!.

[chicken bark]

[Plum]

Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots."!

[Olly]

 

Last year I did home-made crackers - well, I bought the kit and filled them myself. I took out the jokes and substituted chicken jokes for each one!

[Plum]

I usually doctor ready made crackers adding sweets, gift, jokes and sparklers. So I've made little bags

 

 

How long do a reindeers legs have to be?

Long enough so they can touch the ground!

 

Chicken ones?

[Alis girls]

Shakes her head - oh dear oh dear

[Laura & CTB]

I had a chicken joke in my cracker yesterday....

 

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

The outside!

(groan)

[mostin]

Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots."!

 

 

 

I love that one ...........and those bags are fab

[Plum]

I had a chicken joke in my cracker yesterday....

 

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

The outside!

(groan)

 

That one's going in

[fluffyfeet]

Two parrots on a perch.

 

One says to the other 'do you smell fish?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two goldfish in a tank.

 

One says to the other 'do you know how to drive this thing?'

 

 

Dawn x

[Charlottechicken]

I should groan at those two jokes, fluffyfeet, but they are really funny

 

My all time favourite is, nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth

[Space Chick]

[Valkyrie]

I like the fish in the tank one. You are all bonkers!

[Old Speckled Hen]

Crackers are banned here.

I will NOT wear a paper hat while eating Chrissie lunch

[Plum]

But you would play with a sparkler

[Valkyrie]

Oooooooooooooh sparklers - me likee sparklers.