clootie Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 A group of chess enthusiasts check into a hotel over xmas. They are standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. The hotel manager appears and asks them to leave. "Why do we have to leave ?" they ask. "Because" said the manager," I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer " Boom Boom! No? I'll get my cat or should that be coat .................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 thank you for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Space Chick Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bramble Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Brilliant, thank you!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatieB Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 I love it. DH is looking at me like I'm stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daphne Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Excellent Did you hear about the parents who went to watch their little boy in a Nativity play? Everybody was listening very intently to the children as they spoke their lines, and then smiling as the little band hit their triangles, cymbals and drums between all the scenes. Unfortunately, one of the little lads had a bit of a mishap and fell off the stage with his cymbals. He let go of them and one of them hit a Dad on the head, causing him to fall over as well He had to be taken to hospital suffering from percussion I've already left with my coat and my cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 You are both bonkers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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