ubereglu Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 In the Telegraph on Saturday they featured this American wholefood store that's going to open in the Summer in London. One of the things that made us laugh was the fact they say they have free-range vegetarian chickens! Knowing how much chickens enjoy worms and woodlice and other bugs etc this made us burst out laughing. Then we decided that even though they're free-range they must be kept on concrete, we also came up with some more ludicrous ideas too though, which I shan't mention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Maybe they only eat Quorn bugs and worms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronze Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Maybe theyre a new breed that arent actually made of meat. Suitable for vegetarians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolinep Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Maybe theyre a new breed that arent actually made of meat. Suitable for vegetarians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubereglu Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 That reminds me of a sign we saw in a butchers in Machynlleth. It went along the lines of, "all our meat is vegetarian, after all as cow's are vegetarians!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 A while back there was one in the butcher's down the road 'The only mad cow in this shop is my wife' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Its like that ad for the phone book about vegetarian lamb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronze Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I like signs that say things like Thank you for not smoking Than you for driving carefully (how do they know) Fresh eggs please drive in. Heavy plant crossing and so on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
