Single hen

[ubereglu]

In the Telegraph on Saturday they featured this American wholefood store that's going to open in the Summer in London. One of the things that made us laugh was the fact they say they have free-range vegetarian chickens!

 

Knowing how much chickens enjoy worms and woodlice and other bugs etc this made us burst out laughing. Then we decided that even though they're free-range they must be kept on concrete, we also came up with some more ludicrous ideas too though, which I shan't mention!

[Looney]

Maybe they only eat Quorn bugs and worms

[bronze]

Maybe theyre a new breed that arent actually made of meat. Suitable for vegetarians

[Carolinep]

Maybe theyre a new breed that arent actually made of meat. Suitable for vegetarians

 

[ubereglu]

That reminds me of a sign we saw in a butchers in Machynlleth.

 

It went along the lines of, "all our meat is vegetarian, after all as cow's are vegetarians!"

[The Dogmother]

A while back there was one in the butcher's down the road

'The only mad cow in this shop is my wife'

[Louise]

Its like that ad for the phone book about vegetarian lamb

[bronze]

I like signs that say things like

 

Thank you for not smoking

Than you for driving carefully (how do they know)

 

Fresh eggs please drive in.

 

Heavy plant crossing

 

 

and so on