kateandsteve Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Hi All I guess everyone on here supports the BHWT, but I was wondering if there is such an organisation as the the anti-BHWT?? I was looking to put my four girls into a battery farm for a few days so they would realise how lucky and pampered they are at home. Then they might SHUT UP AND LET ME GET ON WITH MY OPEN UNIVERSITY ASSIGNMENT IN PEACE!!! Steve Lizzie Jane Cherry Merry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouldercroft Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 borstal for chickens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimnpaula Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 I took my girls to an egg farm as 'holiday hens'. Wooden shacks, no beds, rough grass, cold showers if it rains and only one meal a day! I presume they didn't like it much as they didn't lay any eggs there. I think I'll look at pet sitters next time P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 This has made me laugh out loud They can be an ungrateful lot can't they... I have politely asked my ex batts to tell the other girls that they don't know they are born on occasion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margaret Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 When I go on holiday my Girls go to Scarey Farmer Wife,, Boot camp for chooks No grapes only pellets and out side They love me lots after 2 weeks, being going there for 2 years now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alet_chicken Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 This has really made us laugh. OH wants to send the chickens (and me!) to the chicken borstal, and then she will go on an owner's retreat (as seen on Dog Borstal on TV). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouldercroft Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Chicken Canyon Ranch is what I call my coop....never have you met such a pampered bunch of girls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madchickenlady Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 My sympathies. My girls live in The Palace, and tap on the back door looking for treats Spoiled doesn't really cover it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanTheDiver Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 This cheered me up today, made me laugh! They really don't know how good a life they all have, but I bet they wouldn't change it for a minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Oh Dear ungrateful little wenches arnt they Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poached Egg Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Had to phone OH when I read this New pekin had a de-mudding bath and blowdry yesterday pm. Seemed like she wanted to stay in afterwards rather than go back outside and rough it. Hopped on OH and chatted this eve when he went to check them - asking for another session? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenopolis Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I let my girls out this morning at about 7.45, wiped the step down from the Cube incase it was frosty, they wandered down (IN THEIR OWN TIME ) walked around the garden, hurled themselves into the kitchen for a sit down, and started chatting away. I was trying to concentrate on getting the lunches sorted, so I bribed them with some blueberries (from Waitrose.....), and when I shooed them out you would have thought I had done them a great dis-service. So, they went up to the run, chatting as they went, and started munching on a sweetcorn cob I had put up to keep them busy during the day. I then went back to my breakfast of half of a garlic naan bread as that was all I could find to eat. Who has the charmed life I wonder!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkysmum Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Great thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester_H Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 What about a chicken asbo - chasbo ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gongladosh Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I do hope there's no such thing as a chav chicken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester_H Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Perhaps they make those protective 'sadles' in burberry ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiltshiremum Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 hehe! this has all made me giggle so much! x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...