buffie Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 My god I've missed alot this week, final post as it's taken me an hour, with PC running so slow, to do a few posts Quick PC from monday (all things crossed!) Bums all over the forum and the tone lowered and not by me!!! Do the Omlet pants have bum lifting qualities I wonder, a sort of shelf. I hope they never bring out women's undies who'll volunteer to model those? Kate you up for it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I hope they never bring out women's undies who'll volunteer to model those? Kate you up for it!! It would need to be a really BIG calendar, Buffie ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I have another theory, he's wearing stilettos Experiment 1.Get your high heels out (if you have the same size feet as your man, ask him to wear them) 2. Now pop them on with just knickers (thongs a no no for this) and view your rear. 3.Ask for second opinion (before and after) 4. ALTHOUGH TEMPTED SUGGEST NO POSTING OF SAID PHOTO!! Conclusion. Bum lifts and He is wearing stilettos Bx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 He doesn't look the type for stillettos Jane ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Meant to add take a photo and can't edit because I'm a guest again grrrr!! You can never tell!! It's all for the art luvvy!! Bx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I can't believe there are 18 pages on this subject. Imagine if this were practical poultry and the chaps had this post, we'd be all waving our big pants at them!!! It's great being a woman!! men are going to be terrified of joining the forum now, they may have to meet our criteria for bottoms. Question Does chicken keeping give us shapely bums and men pert ones!! That could be another sales pitch!! Bx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 Nice one Buffster. Although the mental pic makes me laugh, I don't think that Simon would be into stilettos, although that might start Louise off on another of her fantasies! See you on the 12th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Nah not men in womens shoes - not my thing at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 Me too, I just think they look ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Just think Tim Curry Clare - he looks amazing in his! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 That's true Lesley, he's really go the legs for stilettos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Well we've all admired the 'Omlet' bum and I can't believe any of you would say anything if there were stilettos involved or not!! I have a very open mind, it's the Leicester girl in me, eh Gina!! Bx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 ah yes, Buffie. Anything goes here (But I'm from The west Mids ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
