The Dogmother Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 OK GIna, you asked for it.... see thread here You wanted something to make you smile! Are these bottoms naturally pert, or is he (allegedly Simon of Omlet) clenching? Do anything for a dare, me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Naturally pert. If he was clenching, the buttocks would be higher ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted October 20, 2005 Author Share Posted October 20, 2005 Ooo, you expert, you! There's a lot to be said for youth and naturally pert bottoms... I bet Mel will add something on the subject before too long! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I have a LSH with a naturally pert bottom so I'm definitely an expert on these matters . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted October 20, 2005 Author Share Posted October 20, 2005 Oooo, does he? *wide eyes* My Boy has a great bum (he'll be sooo embarrassed!). I offered to buy him some of the Omlet boxers, but tyey were a) too big and b) he doesn't like boxers. When Rosie was little I loved pretending to bite her juicy bottom; she used to squeal like mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I'm like that over little baby toes - but not great hairy adult ones so don't go getting any ideas about me ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted October 20, 2005 Author Share Posted October 20, 2005 Rosie is 7.5 and she still asks me to bite her toes. I know what you mean; when I see a friends newborn, I uncover it's feet to have a look! Call me a nutter, but they are sooo gorgeous. Rosie still has some baby-chub and is satisfyingly edible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Nothing nicer than a nibble of a chubby little foot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omlet Staff james Posted October 20, 2005 Omlet Staff Share Posted October 20, 2005 (edited) Ladies ladies.. just to let you know all will be reveiled once the votes are in. Thanks, James Edited October 20, 2005 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-s Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I'm not voting yet. Need to check out Hubby in boxers tonight and ask him to clench before I make my decision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Lady lady.. just to let you know all will be reveiled once the votes are in. Thanks, James No one's considered that Simon might be wearing support tights underneath ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I think it is clenched...............And BTW did anybody get their signed pic I am still waiting.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Of all the topics on the forum, how on earth did James know how to find this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I clicked on natural - and I'm not joining in with the rest of the conversation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 They look unclenched to me.... but he may have had one of those Hollwood "Bum Lifts" Whos going to volunteer to look for the tell tale scars,then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 After close inspection, I think they are slighty clenched. If you look at the underneath bit, it looks like he's grabbed some of the material as he's cleanching.... *giggle* Mind you, the boxers might be a bit small which would, in effect, pull everything in and up to give the impression of a clench *more giggling* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunkin Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I'd vote for clenched, but would help to decide if we could see the whole picture I mean OF HIM Oh dear, there's no way I can make that sound better - I hope you guys know what I mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted October 20, 2005 Author Share Posted October 20, 2005 OMG! What have I started here? Support tights??? Boxer grabbing buttocks!!! the guys at Omlet must be wetting themselves (I know that I nearly did ), and I bet that Simon will never live this down - or perhaps he is loving it I am popping into the Omlet office next Tuesday to pick up some T-shirts(off for a couple of days in half term) so I COULD offer to undertake the arduous task of checking out his botty *flexes knuckles*)!!! Bet he'll run a mile now Don't even begin to wonder how James picked up on this thread - THAT BOY! I'm glad to see that at last we have shocked Dan - haven't seen Jem on this thread, though. Sounds like Ali's husband is in for a shock tonight Mel, where are you when I need you!? Just had a thought - maybe men have 'chicken fillets' in their pants like we have in our bras? Back of their pants, of course I'm off to beddies byes before this gets seriously out of hand...zzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 118 viewings already on this topic! My family tease me enough about the chicken forum (cluck, cluck-cluck cluck ) then "that" pic. keeps appearing. Natural! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 There are new pants that were shown in the papers this week that add more curves (no, I'm not ordering any either ) - perhaps he's wearing some of those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 me!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-s Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 OK research completed Going for clenched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 It's a tough job,.................. but someone has to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 There are new pants that were shown in the papers this week that add more curves (no, I'm not ordering any either ) - perhaps he's wearing some of those? I saw that Lesley, I did laugh at them, can you imagine! Phil was glued to the page, but had to admit that a chap would get a bit of a shock when it got to the disrobing stage - left empty handed so to speak. No, I think that the bottoms (are they Simon's?) are probably real. Mel, what are you volunteering for? Squidging the bottoms - do you want to come with me next Tuesday? A;i - did your OH mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
