Poorly chicken

[Alis girls]

Naughty

[Looney]

We received a lovely card to Ben and Jess, Billy and Nina.

 

 

(Shame my name is Lorna )

[Chicken shack]

Our manager love him has failed to grasp the meaning of Chrimbo. Today a colleague showed me the card she had given him. Her greeting was written under the blurb and he had written a greeting in the same card on the back of the picture. She was incandescent with rage. I just laughed so much it made her worse My card came back to me in the same condition I shall call him Scrooge to protect his identity.

 

Save the card and tell your freind to do the same and be sure to give it back next year.

[Chicken shack]

Since this thread started I've been sending a card to some dear friends of ours. Telling them all about my ficticious family and to ensure I get my story correct I copy it and save so I can add to it. They haven't mentioned a word to us!

[Cat tails]

We used to send a Valentines card to a friend without a name. A secret admirerer!

They always went on about it, comparing envelopes each year and checking were the card was posted. So weasked random people to post it near where they lived! we've never told them.

 

On another note: my dad asked me if I could include his girlfriend on my Christmas card... "Because I know her and she lives there too..."

Well I don't know her. We've spoken maybe a dozen times over 27 years. I didn't get yo go to my grandma's funeral because of her. Birthday cards only have my dads name on them... I never get a personal Christmas card from my dad, only the one he sends to 174 other people. (Literally... 174!)

I wasn't sure I wanted to send them a card at all. I ended up sending one on the 24th and lying to him, when he asked about it. Childish I know, but I hate people dictating these things, especially people I don't know.