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Ten Canine Commandments

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Lurchers have a list of commandments:

 

If I like it, it’s mine

 

If it is in my mouth it is mine

 

If I had it a little while ago, it is mine

 

If I can take it from you, it is mine

 

If it looks like mine, it is mine

 

If it is mine, it must never be yours

 

If I saw it first, it is mine

 

If you have something and put it down, it is mine

 

If I chew something up, all of the pieces are mine

 

If it used to be yours, get over it

 

If it is broken, it is yours

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