SarahJo Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Not sure if I should post what Joe said the other day . Please remember he is only 4 years old, and they have been doing alot of learning re.Africa. Joe ... colouring in .... a brown snowman. I say to Joe "why did you colour that in brown Joe, Snowmen are white unless they are muddy". Joe "they are brown in Africa Mummy". . I then had to remind him, that it was too hot in Africa for Snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Bless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Ahh, sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahJo Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Had to be diplomatic last night too ... Ben had a friend round for tea, and he was asking if the eggs in the egg spiral holder were from the hens in the garden. I replied they were ... and then he said "why don't they have any writing on them" . I had to seriously think about the , and then explained that Ginger, Mrs Snowy and Ebony had not learned to write yet. (Joking ... I did explain about supermarket/packaged eggs). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 Don't you just love the way their little minds work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diana1 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Love this topic. I'm expecting our third child and Carla my 4 year old said as we were walking to school "Mummy will you be able to walk us to school when you have the baby?" I said "of course we will have a pram and you can hold onto the side" Carla said "Thats good becuase its been in there (referring to my tummy) for such a long time that it will need some fresh air" Also the baby is due on Carla's birthday and one day she rather thoughtfully said "Mummy I'm only going to invite five people to my party" I said "Oh? She said "because there won't be enough room for us to watch otherwise" Incidently I have been using a dictaphone to record all their wise words - proved to be much easier that writing it all down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 24, 2006 Author Share Posted January 24, 2006 4 year olds are so sweet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 24, 2006 Author Share Posted January 24, 2006 According to Jake today - we have a tree in our garden which grows 'Kit-Kats' - I wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Can I have one please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 24, 2006 Author Share Posted January 24, 2006 No! - it's mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted February 22, 2006 Author Share Posted February 22, 2006 Lauren and Jake came back from their holiday on Monday - Jake bounced in and announced "A pound to see my white bum"!!!! We had to have a little talk with him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Bless him!! An exhibitionist in the making ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 I think it's just a male thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 In my experience they don't normally ask for money either Mind you copious quantities of alcohol have also usually been consumed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Very funny Louise and oh so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 You wait Lesley, he'll be mooning out of car windows when he's older Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 or he could turn out like grd and end up ever so shy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted February 24, 2006 Author Share Posted February 24, 2006 He could model Omlet pants - junior size Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 or he could turn out like grd and end up ever so shy Graham shy? Not on the forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Only in PMs then Clare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 Clare and Rosie came to visit on Sunday and Rosie handed me a lovely box of Fair Trade chocolates and announced.......... "Mum wanted to get you Green and Blacks, but she couldn't find a bar big enough" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Nice one Rosie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Isn't it amazing that they can embarass you just like that? Any of those chocolates left then Lesley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken on a mission Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 I was at the supermarket with my 3 year old waiting to get through the checkouts. At the next till was a new mum with a screaming newborn. Judging by the mums face she was having one of those down days that all new mums get at one time or another and feeling the pressure of shopping with a screaming clild in tow. So I smiled my warmest smile at the mum and turned to my daughter saying 'ah, look at that little baby. Isn't she beautiful?' to which my daughter horified me by replying 'No she's ugly!' To say I was mortified would be the understatement of the year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...