Lesley Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 - Oh! dear! Clare - I have a couple left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 That's a bit of a mis-calculation there Lesley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 : Clare - I have a couple left Can I have one please I have been ever so good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 er................. Very nice they were Clare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 er................. Very nice they were Clare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furball Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Walking home from school with my little boy age61/2 he said " when i die i hope i come back as a boy again" it was the again bit that scared me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 My friend's 3 year old girl said when she grew up she wanted to be a boy so that she could have a willy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 My Aunt and Uncle made a point when their two wer little of making sure that they used the right names for things eg a cow was a cow NOT a moo moo etc. Anyway they were staying with my parents for the weekend and like all little boys were having a rough and tumble when the youngest whowas about five at the time went running to my mum to tell her that his big brother had just kicked him in the p***s Names not given to protect the innocent now 21 and 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 hope that storey comes out when they get married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 My youngest was talking to my friend yesterday about the chickens, and was asked "Are your chickens still laying eggs like they are going out of fashion" and Sarah turned round and very seriously said "Yes, but they aren't going out of fashion you know" Karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 Aaah! bless - how old is she Karen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 She's seven Lesley, sometimes going on 17!! and others happy to snuggle up on my knee for a cuddle (lucky me ) Karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 4, 2006 Author Share Posted March 4, 2006 Even better when you get onto grandchildren - Lauren is just 8 and Jake is 5 - both still cuddly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Guess so trouble is my oldest is only 13, so I rather hope I have to wait rather a long time Karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 oh bless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocchick Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 This is more of a things they do rather than say. My friend's toddler (girl) went round to her little boy friend's house and they took all their clothes off and got into bed together Their parents did find it really funny, but try explaining to a 3-year why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chicken on a mission Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 My little cherub (*cough cough*) got all excitable comming out of nursery pointing and unable to get her words out. I say 'Calm down sweatheart, tell what you've seen'. 'A pixi, a pixi, there's a pixi.' I turn to where she's pointing and say 'Oh sweetie that's a TAXI!' That's one to save and threaten to tell her first boyfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 6, 2006 Author Share Posted March 6, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 This arrived in my inbox a few days ago. It's a little long, but quite funny! DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun and people should use them to get to know Each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually Gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the Newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that - - Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry Them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin,age 8 And the #1 Favourite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a bus. -- Ricky, age 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Good belly laugh there - I love those! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Pam has it just right only kiss somebody if they are rich............... A girl after my own heart..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
