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I hope things have improved now Gina, especially after all that coffee and cake!

 

I have just taught recorders to a group of 6 year olds - I have the bottom set :!: After a term of lessons, some of them still have no idea, not even a single note. :shock: I told their class teachers afterwards that the children had an attention span less than that of a goldfish and not to expect great things from them! Grrrr! :evil: Perhaps I'll be in a better mood next week and will handle them more effectively.

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I have just taught recorders to a group of 6 year olds - I have the bottom set :!: After a term of lessons, some of them still have no idea, not even a single note. :shock: I told their class teachers afterwards that the children had an attention span less than that of a goldfish and not to expect great things from them! Grrrr! :evil: Perhaps I'll be in a better mood next week and will handle them more effectively.

 

I can hear the ringing from here Ginette,

I presume when you say they can't play a single note, you don't mean that they are silent. :roll:

 

Can I have some cake if there is any left? :D

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No sadly, not at all silent. :shock: I had to tell one girl at least 10 times in the first 5 minutes. (tempted to ask: Are you thick or what?) Last term (1st lessons) I had a mixed group of about 20. We have now sorted them into 'cans' and can'ts' and, as I had the good ones last year, I offered to have the 'can'ts'. Stupid me, really! About half of them are 'could-if-I-could-spend-a-bit-of-time-with-them' sorts and the other half are complete no-hopers. They couldn't possibly practise at home because they have absolutely no idea what to do. They'd have just as much idea if I asked them to write their names in ancient Greek! :roll: Hey-ho, don't have to try again till next week :D

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I'm not entirely sure who decided recorders, specifically the high-pitched descant ones were suitable for small children to start music on. The piercing notes can travel through any substance known to man.

I've actually heard them played as a real musical instrument, I didn't realise it was one for years. Thought was just a teaching aid for kids. :lol:

 

Take it you all scoffed the cake before it got to me. :x:wink:

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HI Mel,

 

I'm ok. I've been hiding under my desk for 24 hours and feel much better :wink:

 

I'm currently sipping a hot cup of tea and eating a choccy bar, before my next on-slaught of 'can't do it' students.

 

So nice to know I had so many rescuers though. If I can return the favour in anyway - just ask :lol:

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