SarahJo Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 ... that made me smile SHEILA . Cheers ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Sharing was more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 So it's Ok for Mel to say horrid things about me then, but not Ok for me to retaliate? Typical.... Yup, its actually the law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Apparently today is AUSTRALIA day, so maybe some Amber Nectar can be drunk to celebrate ... or wine .. then use the corks to make a hat. Yippee, a celebration for all Sheilas I reckon! Better open something! Cheers! I will belatedly join you - but at this hour of the morning it had better be a nice cup of tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 There was an article in the Mail yesterday from a woman who gave up her customary couple of bottles (each evening ), not only did she and her OH lose loads of weight, but he stayed awake in the evenings, so they re-discovered 'another aspect' of their married life too. Very funny piece that made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Now I dont think we want to encourage that sort of behaviour thank you! I had a friend who's doctor was worried that she kept on coming back for sleeping tablets. Little did doctor know that she would sometimes pop one in husbands dinner as he was a complete and would get drunk and hit her I've dontated some of my supplies too She's left him now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 There was an article in the Mail yesterday from a woman who gave up her customary couple of bottles (each evening ), not only did she and her OH lose loads of weight, but he stayed awake in the evenings, so they re-discovered 'another aspect' of their married life too. quote]Scrabble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Do you think that if us omleteers played scrabble most of our words would be chocolate, pants, cake, chickens, eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 With wine on the triple word score, and extra points because the w made "when" in the other direction, added onto "hen" that was obviously already there. See what you can do without opening a bottle of wine. After the wine, it's zzzzzzzz, which is a. impossible, b. not allowed, and c. theoretically a lot of virtual points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 huh No wine here, but only 6 hours sleep because of "dear" Minky whinging Think I may need a lie down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 What was wrong with Minky, Mel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Nothing He's just a shih-tzu It comes from 6 1/2 years of him getting his own way 24/7 We havent had a full nights sleep since January Hysterical Hysterical Hysterical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Get him to breathe slowly into a paper bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 It might be better if I do that!!! He is now on some medication that is based on something that they give humans with alzheimers - apparently he has a complusive obsessive personality (I just thought he was a SHIH-tzu... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Sounds like he needs some beta blockers..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 or a large lump of wood to the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Is he yappy and over excitable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 without a doubt actually, at the moment he is fast asleep. I keep on prodding him and asking him if hes asleep. Now he knows how we feel at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Try keeping him awake during the day, like you do with babies that won't sleep at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Thats what I'm doing prod prod prod (actually that doesnt work at all, we have tried everything, thats why hes now on looney pills (before we have to take them ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
