Snowy Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 A friend just sent me this, it tickled me! CHRISTMAS SONGS FOR THE DISTURBED * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey Lucy Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Rofl Thanks Snowy, just what I needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xScrunchee Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krysia Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Excellent V funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Snowy, that's so good It's just had me in tears of laughter A xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 That is so funny karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Brilliant! Very funny . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moochoo Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Fantastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Brilliant!! I seem to know people in every category....... ..... except 10......... ........... that one is me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 The jingle bellse reminds me. When we were in the band we sometimes performed the old Christmas hit "Christmas Alphabet". One of us would dress up as each letter and sing their line. One year a lad was R is for the Reindeer and at the end the bandmaster wandered back to him with the microphone and asked him to sing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. The poor lad didnt know the words so he just sang Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 no. 9 should really be no. 1, for obvious reasons! I have them all on my ipod! oh and number 10, could you just finish that last line off, just to make it the same as all the other lines! what???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I was toying with the idea of putting it up on the staff noticeboard at school (but then thought, maybe I shouldn't, as we have some rather disturbed kids at the school so it might be a bit close to the bone .) Every song could be matched to at least one kid . I know most people would find it really funny, but there might be some who wouldn't . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Snowy this is great! And it will be sent to quite a lot of people at work! So appropriate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trish Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Tee hee thikn I live with No.9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...