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Christmas Songs for the Disturbed

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A friend just sent me this, it tickled me! :lol:

 

CHRISTMAS SONGS FOR THE DISTURBED

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

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The jingle bellse reminds me. When we were in the band we sometimes performed the old Christmas hit "Christmas Alphabet". One of us would dress up as each letter and sing their line.

 

One year a lad was R is for the Reindeer and at the end the bandmaster wandered back to him with the microphone and asked him to sing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. The poor lad didnt know the words so he just sang

 

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose,

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no. 9 should really be no. 1, for obvious reasons! :shock:

 

I have them all on my ipod!

 

oh and number 10, could you just finish that last line off, just to make it the same as all the other lines!

 

what???? :lol:

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I was toying with the idea of putting it up on the staff noticeboard at school (but then thought, maybe I shouldn't, as we have some rather disturbed kids at the school so it might be a bit close to the bone :wink: .) Every song could be matched to at least one kid :shock: .

 

I know most people would find it really funny, but there might be some who wouldn't :roll: .

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