How high can a chicken jump?

[Geoid]

no, remove the "cruelly" part on vomiting,projectile

[BeckyBoo]

NO

 

How about

foul - what they leave on your patio, grass, paved area for you to step in?

[bronze]

Plus the one thats under a is philia not phobia. Philia is love of!

[Ain't Nobody Here]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHHHH

 

What is this monster I have created

 

Right, that's the last ones I'm doing tonight .

[BeckyBoo]

Thought of one,

 

chook-fest - what happend when a person keen on chickens happens upon a shop which stocks chickenalia and has a credit card about their person

 

Mrs Bertie

[Snowy]

yellow poo (otherwise known as curry poo, korma poo) - source of anxiety to new chicken owners.

[BeckyBoo]

Chicken-widow / widower - someone who used to be married/living with/ partner to a sane person until they started keeping chickens and now never hears from them / sees them unless they are alking about all things foul

 

Mrs Bertie

[BeckyBoo]

She's logged off!! Just as I was getting into my stride!! Shall just take the next 12 hours or so to think of more then!!

 

Mrs Bertie

[Geoid]

no, remove the "cruelly" part on vomiting,projectile

 

I say remove the cruelly part! Not make it tiny!

[Couperwife]

oh, Fred, leave it on, its hillarious

 

ive just found this sticky (?) and laughed my head of though it.

 

 

AND

 

 

 

IM IN TWICE

 

didnt realise I was that impressive (maybe I should think about what I add more thoroughly )

 

cathy

x

[Mrs Frugal]

Henvasion - what happens if you leave your back door open - a kitchen full of chickens

 

Starfish feet - descriptive term for chicken feet

[Jules.]

Chock-fest -a term for eating lots of chocolate

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Right, you lot, it's all updated. Can I have a cup of coffee now?

[Mrs Frugal]

Course you can . You can have a biscuit too for all that hard work .

[Egluntyne]

Course you can . You can have a biscuit too for all that hard work .

 

And a piece of chocolate. Just the one mind!

 

Well done.

 

It's been great fun.

 

10 pages of posts in 24 hours!!

 

Is this a record?

[Tessa the Duchess]

'henvious' how you feel when another Omleteer is 'allowed' to get more chickens or someone builds a really cool run.

 

Tessa

[Egluntyne]

 

"Allowed"....a curious and archaic word used occasionally by Omleteers with reference to partners and aged parents attitude to the Omleteers reasonable desire to own a few more chickens. Origin unknown. Not in common usage.

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Very good . Added!

[Egluntyne]

[Geoid]

Henvasion - what happens if you leave your back door open - a kitchen full of chickens

 

That happened to me just now! they tried to steal the whole bag of corn!

 

Treat Robbery - Normally happens after a "henvasion", where chickens try/or succeed to steal large amounts of treats (corn etc)

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Thought of a new one:

 

"egg" = used as a substitution for "ex" in an amusing manner (but only to Omleteers) in words such as "eggsperience", "eggsactly", "eggstravaganza" (sugg. Ain't "Ooops, word censored!"ody Here)

[Egluntyne]

A worthy entry!

[The Dogmother]

Do we have PANTS yet??????

 

[Geoid]

Do we have PANTS yet??????

 

 

No, But there is superpants

[Egluntyne]

Do we have PANTS yet??????

 

 

No, But there is superpants

 

Not the same thing though.

 

 

Pants means rubbish.