Tessa the Duchess Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Just been listening to a guy on Rdio 4 talking about crime prevention. His name is Ed Chicken I would marry him in a nonosecond, would love to be Tessa Chicken Tessa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I once vaguely knew someone called Betty Chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessa the Duchess Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 I once vaguely knew someone called Betty Chicken. Ooooh lucky her Tessa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Can you imagine ringing omlet for a delivery and them asking your name and you saying "mrs Chicken"!!! they'd think you were having a larf!! Or going to a breeder and saying "Im mrs Chicken looking for chickens"!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seagullukuk Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Just been listening to a guy on Rdio 4 talking about crime prevention. His name is Ed Chicken I would marry him in a nonosecond, would love to be Tessa Chicken Tessa Careful tessa there are probably a few guys on here would like the title Duke!! you Duchess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Just been listening to a guy on Rdio 4 talking about crime prevention. His name is Ed Chicken I would marry him in a nonosecond, would love to be Tessa Chicken Tessa Careful tessa there are probably a few guys on here would like the title Duke!! you Duchess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubereglu Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I'm sure they must have been teased at school though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperman Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 My younger brothers girlfriend works for Dr Death! It is pronounced De'athe apparently. Kev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatsCube Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I did change my surname by deed poll a couple of years ago, parhaps I should change it again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Donkey's years ago when I was doing my nurse training there was a girl in my set called Nicky Nurse. She was Nurse Nurse . At the same time there was an anaesthetist working at Hackney Hospital (long since gone) whose surname was Doctor..........yep, you've got it, Doctor Doctor and Nurse Nurse in the same hospital Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Donkey's years ago when I was doing my nurse training there was a girl in my set called Nicky Nurse. She was Nurse Nurse . At the same time there was an anaesthetist working at Hackney Hospital (long since gone) whose surname was Doctor..........yep, you've got it, Doctor Doctor and Nurse Nurse in the same hospital hee hee we found this very funny!! Hubby's Dr is called Dr Bodger!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 There was a bloke my boss had dealings with (years ago) called Mr D'Eath . (Pronounced "day-ath" ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenlover Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 my nan was cremated after she passed away and we had a plaque put up where her ashes were buired, next to her was a man called Arthur Brain now every time we go, we just cant resist a chuckle, and knowing my nan she would have thought it fantastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Many years ago in teacher training college i taught a girl called Crystal - not too bad but her surname was Ball!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Many years ago in teacher training college i taught a girl called Crystal - not too bad but her surname was Ball!!! Did she have a great future ahead of her?!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missuscluck Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Just been listening to a guy on Rdio 4 talking about crime prevention. His name is Ed Chicken I would marry him in a nonosecond, would love to be Tessa Chicken Tessa My name is Mrs Cluck. No, not really but I wish it was My son made it up for me. My neighbour has just been in hospital for an op and in the next bed was.... Elvis Presley Aparently he was an Elvis impersonator in his younger day and had his name changed by deed poll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I love names - a few of my favourites (all real) are Mr and Mrs Bush, who named their baby daughter Holly Sherri, who married Mr Weinglass (my friend's uncle) And I worked with someone named Teakle, who had an auntie Tess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missuscluck Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I have another one for you. My daughters dance teacher is called Verity Winkle. Not funny but very sweet. She sounds like an Enid Blyton character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trish Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 A work friend is about to marry a doctor who's surname is Bird, She's about to become Mrs. L. Bird She's desperate for him to be made a Lord so that she can really be Lady Bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 That's good Trish! At girl at school was called Vicky Onions. She pronounced it O'nions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickweed Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I knew of three secretaries who worked in the same office, called April, May and June. In another office, there were two secretaries called Polly and Esther Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Brilliant Gina thats really made me giggle!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...