clucking mad Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 there were 2 muffins in the oven. one muffin said to the other "AGHHH! WERE GONNA GET COOKED!" the other muffin replied "hey look, its a talking muffin!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Is there a punchline? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clucking mad Posted May 28, 2008 Author Share Posted May 28, 2008 is this better then? i was walking along the street and i came across a tramp, he only had one shoe on. i said "oh no, have you lost a shoe!?" he replied "no i found one!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 (edited) Not much. Edited May 28, 2008 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Ok, how about Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperman Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Two chickens were sat on a perch, one said to the other 'can you smell fish?' Kev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 *groan* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Two chickens were sat on a perch, one said to the other 'can you smell fish?' Kev. Oh dear... I had to think before getting that one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Why did the duck cross the road? It was the chicken's day off. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clucking mad Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the duck. why did the chocolate bar cross the road? it was in the ducks pocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 ES has added that to his collection of 'jokes suitable to tell your Granny'. Actually he doesn't yet know any that are unsuitable for Granny, but I'm warned that will change in a couple of years.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickencam Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 I had to think about the perch one too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Two chickens were sat on a perch, one said to the other 'can you smell fish?' Kev. like it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperman Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Two perches swimming in a reservoir, one swims into a brick wall...............and says dam. A big white horse walks into pub and asks for a whiskey, the barman says we have a whisky named after you. The horse replies OK I'll have a double Trigger then please. Kev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Kev, you are going to get banned from this place if you keep comin up with seriously bad jokes like that cathy x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
