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[Guest]

Yup, the annual freak show starts again tonight, and I've got to say, looking at the round of of housemates that are meant to be going in this year, I don't hold out much hope of there being another series next...

 

* One housemate does stand-up comedy

 

* One housemate has been deported from America

 

* One housemate is a DJ

 

* One housemate is a Buddhist

 

* One housemate is Muslim

 

* One housemate wears a watch worth £13,000

 

* Three housemates have children

 

* Three housemates were born outside the UK

 

* One housemate has appeared in a film with Hugh Grant

 

* One housemate has had a breast enlargement

 

* One housemate has never watched Big Brother (is this the Blind man !!)

 

* The oldest housemate is 42

 

I gave up on last years BB, about 4 weeks in, when it became appart that the producers saw it as the 'Charley show'.

[Lesley]

* One housemate has had a breast enlargement

 

Only one?? - now that is a surprise!

 

I'm not even going to start watching this one - like you say, a freak show.

[Cooks]

I have to say my household like BB but last years was terrible I do admit. My kids find it hysterical sometimes. Not to be taken seriously but fun if theres nothing else to watch.

[Lesley]

...the only problem is, it becomes compulsive viewing and then that's another 13 weeks of life written off.........well, evenings anyway

[Cooks]

this is true, but to be honest I'd rather be out on the swining chair watching the girls. I might watch a teensy bit if it looks good. I dont know what time it's on this year so the girls might be snuggled up in the bed.

[craftyhunnypie]

We always say, never again! Then we watch the housmates going in - think they are all wierd & carry on watching the rest of the series. We always record it, then watch it later in bed, before dropping off. That way you can still do what you watch the chooks!

I bet the boob job one will be popular with the blokes in the house, as will the one who wears the expensive watch...although unless he says it's worth £13,00 would the other housmates actually know?

I imagine the buddhist to be a nice calm person - but time will tell

A blind person will be very interesting to watch, but I hope he / she is not made a mockery of! Perhaps they will have a guide dog?

I've heard there is a jail for rule breakers, but surely rule breakers should just get thrown out? Perhaps they are just putting them in there for them to suffer, knowing that they can no longer win? It's all crazy, but in a funny way - we have to watch it.

 

Emma.x

[Cate in NZ]

Can't say I've ever been a great fan, but at least the fisrt few series had some likeable people in and they were treated with a certain degree of respect given the circumstances, but now I agree it's becoming more and more of a freak show.

 

The children will no doubt want to watch it tonight, but fortunately I'm unlikely to have to endure the full 13 weeks

[Cinnamon]

I love Big brother & Cleo & I have our launch evening all planned out

 

I just hope the housemate with the breast enlargement is female

[cammy73]

I'm off sick at the mo....Can't believe my luck I should be working nights tonight !!!

So I'll be watching I love BB

Sharon x

[Yorkshire Pudding]

We've never watched it, not once. The 'countdown' ads on tv fill us with dread, because once it starts BB seems to be in newspapers and on radio and tv for weeks on end - even though we don't watch it, we can't escape!

[Ain't Nobody Here]

We watched the first few series - when it wasn't such a freak show . We now tend to watch the first night to laugh at the freaks (sorry, check out the new housemates ) but the last few years they've ALL been SO annoying, we couldn't bear to watch any more.

 

Have I got confused ? I thought Chookiehen meant the housemate who'd never watched BB must be "blind" or is there really a blind housemate .

[Egluntyne]

Never watched it I am proud to say.

[Guest]

Have I got confused ? I thought Chookiehen meant the housemate who'd never watched BB must be "blind" or is there really a blind housemate .

 

 

Sorry, I copied it straight from an email from a friend. The 'must be blind' comment is in relation to a rumour that has been circulating for about a week that one of the housemates this yeear was blind.

[Cinnamon]

I read today on a well known & respected gossip site that one of the contestants will be a well known chef & club owner called Rex Newmark,who I have never heard of.

 

I have him down as the owner of the expensive watch

 

Do you go on the BB forum Chookiehen (or anyone else?)

[Guest]

GAH!! Just been sent what I'm assured is the line up for going in tonight...

 

Have made it impossible to read unless you highlight it, for those who enjoy the 'surprises' throughout the launch show.

 

 

Jemima Chauhan - 19

Strict muslim Jemima graduated with a 1st in Psychology. She thinks her ability to maipulate people and play mind games will bag her the prize.

 

Anya Rochowski - 39

Polish born Anya has been married a surprising 5 times and is currently looking for husband number 6! She thinks her body functions will get her nominated and says her greatest fear is uncleanliness.

 

Laura Heaton - 24

Ex Lap dance and escort Laura gave up her old way of living after finding Buddhism and says it changed her as a person. She says her proudest moment was raising over a quarter of a million for Cancer Research.

 

Jess Albot - 19

Lesbian Jess passed an amazing 16 GCSEs, 5 A Levels and is currently doing a degree in German and French. She is a massive fan of George Clooney and has every film he has been in on DVD twice! She says her best feature is her nose which she paid £14'000 to have altered.

 

Larissa Garcia - 23

Mexican born Larissa has been deported twice from America after unsuccesfully trying to live there. She came to the UK in 2007 and has never seen Big Brother. She currently works in an Oxfam shop in South London and thinks she is most likely to win the show because she has great sex appeal.

 

Nena Green - 42

Self proclaimed mother of the house, Nena has applied for all previous Big Brothers unsuccesfully. She often spends her time as an Aerobic instructor and needs to win in order to pay off £50'000 gambling debt. Nena also has a secret she has been hiding from her family and is going to announce it on Big Brother live!

 

Hanna Giles - 28

Hanna used to weigh 32 stone before dieting her way down to 11 stone although she claims her proudest moment was pinching Robbie Willimas bum. Hanna wants to win Big Brother to set up her own slimming business and thinks she will be the rudest housemate so far.

 

Pinkie - 29

Iranian bisexual Pinkie has been living in a Caravan since the age of 3. She thinks her potive attitude and laid back beliefs will see her through in the house. She renounced her islamic beliefs after the 7/7 attacks and if she won she would spend the money on her first ever house.

 

The Guys....

 

Neil Burrows - 20

Neil has done stand up comedy since the age of 13 and performed in front of the Queen and Tony Blair who are among his most famous fans. He doesn't belive in religion and has said if anyone was to try and preach to him in the house he would nominate them!

 

Jason Healey - 21

Father of 2 Jason wants to go on Big Brother to show young parents can do a decent job of bringing up their children. His most embarrasing moment was nearly drowning to death in Greece after drinking a litre of Vodka.

 

Si Jones - 18

Virgin Si has never had sex and thinks he may be Asexual. He also suffers from a mild form of Aspergers and thinks this may make things hard for him in the house. Si auditioned with his mom but later convinced her not to go to the call backs!

 

Anthony Sorrel - 29

Self proclaimed bad boy Anthony wants to get more interest in his Rapping and would love to be the next Eminem. He admits he would find it hard to be in a house with a gay man and also said his main reason for doing the show was to find out what the meaning of life was.

 

Iain Mason - 31

Iain will be the first blind housemate in Big Brother's history and thinks it will be exciting to be the first blind person. He plays the guitar and often plays on his blindness to get with the ladys. His greatest fear is regainning his sight and discovering he was unattractive.

 

Noah Sampson - 25

Noah is no virgin to reality tv and some of his previous reality expierence includes getting down to the last 30 in X Factor, winning his show on the weakest link and a brief stint on Germany's version of Big Brother. He thinks his brain is his most attractive feature and his luxury item is a sex toy.

 

Humphrey Newton - 27

Street performer Humphrey is well known in his hometown of Birmingham for his busking. The most he has ever made was over £13'000 when someone gave him a watch as a donation. He says he wont stand for any lazy people in the house as he had been working since he was 8. He hopes to find love in the house and would have sex if there was someone else willing to.

 

John Green - 19

John was sneaky when auditioning for Big Brother and pushed himself into the queue avoiding the 3 hour wait. He has an IQ of 150 and thinks his looks far outweigh his brains. He sees himself as a practical joker and would be willing to do anything so long as it wasn;t boring in the house. He has flashed his rear 3 times on live TV!

 

Now, I'm off to repeat 1 million times,

 

I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MY LIFE.....

[Cinnamon]

Clever that Chooks, typing it in white

Of course I had to have a look.

No Rex Newmark then

[Guest]

I try to avoid the BB forums - they are full of 'My mate's going in the house' threads in the lead up to the launch, then normally full of total numpties during the shows run.

 

Some would say that I would fit in well with that, of course...

[Cinnamon]

I forgot to mention,my mates going in the house tonight.

[craftyhunnypie]

Looks an exciting wierd line up as usual. One that will hold me into watching it. I wonder what that Nena's secret to her family is? Is she a man?

Probably!

An escort, a lesbian, a bi sexual, a blind man, a busker.......my god I dread to think!

 

Emma.x

[susanbb]

Oh well that time of the year again. I always say that after the first night I won't watch it again....but I do . Hey-ho

[Seagazer]

Do you think its as addictive as chicken keeping and this forum??

 

I, too, every year say I'm not going to get sucked into it again and every year there I am watching. I don't watch the live feeds though. I had a friend who used to watch it during the night.

[chucknette]

My OH always says your not watching that are you with a few expletives in there and then promptly sits down and watches it with me.

 

I always watch it although quite a lot of the time it can be boring or uncomfortable to watch. It must be awful having all of your privacy taken away so Im not surprised they loose their tempers.

 

But you have got to be a special kind of person to even contemplate going in there.

 

 

The loo would be a big problem for me

[Lesley]

£14,000 for a nose??? - now that really is more money than sense!!!

[Cinnamon]

Maybe its gold plated or something?

[bronze]

That first post made me think of one of thos epuzzles.

 

the one with he watch must live in the blue house with a dog called Rex which means the boob job one has a goldfish called polly so must live in the red house.... you get my drift.