Guest Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 To be sung to the tune of Amazing Grace Amazing Chooks, how much we love The eggs that you all lay, We once had grass, but now we've none A very small price to pay. Amazing Chooks, you cluck and squark, whenever you need fed, The Glug and Grub sit in the run Of the Eglu that's shiny red. Amazing Chooks, you di-ig up The veggie patch and weeds You eat the slugs, and snails that roam, Just what every gardener needs. Amazing Chooks, you roost at night, ocassionally in a tree. We love you loads, Amazing Chooks, They should give everyone one for free....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Shona, I think it's time you came in out of the heat ! Very good indeed - it's stuck in my head for the rest of the day now ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Thats' great! BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 ... Amazing.... What are you on Chooks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bracken Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Well done! Where did that come from? i think its brill! Is that to be learnt by all and sang at the next get together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Well done! Where did that come from? i think its brill! Is that to be learnt by all and sang at the next get together? I made it up, at about 2:30am when I couldn't sleep....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bracken Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Iwish my brain would work like that at any time,let alone 2:30 in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 i like the idea how about we try to make up egg related songs I've got this so far... Come fly with me...frank Sinatra is the tune... Come fry with me Come fry or poach or boil If you can bake an exotic cake I've got Omlet eggs for you to be continued... BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Shona, that's brilliant. I could almost hear the bagpipes in the background, lovely. Good one, Buffie, this is a good thread. I'll see what I can do at 2.30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I was up at 2.30 am but all I could think about was "When will that ***************** dog stop barking!" What are you two like! Brilliant songs! Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Amazing Chooks, you flap about, Whenever a cat draws near, You scare them off, with much ado, You're the one all felines fear. Amazing Chooks, we feed you so many s"Ooops, word censored!"s, that you'll get huge, You love to sit out in the sun, But dread the odd deluge. Amazing Chooks, your feathers shine You keep them clean all day, By sitting in, a dusty bath, With soil and sand and clay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 An omlet CD perhaps? karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I am still thinking about my lyrics but will ask frank for inspiration at some point when i pop him on the ipod BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Was it Frank that sang: Fry me to the moon, let me cook amongst the stars, Let me eat a curlywurly, twix and then a mars...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazaddress Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 aw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Start spreading the marg I'm cooking today I'm gonna make a great big om-a-let with all my eggs BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Lady is a tramp... or Chooks are my gals! My hens are hungry for brekkie at 8 they adore some sweetcorn or the odd grape they can't be bothered with something they hate That's why the chooks are my gals! They love the hot, warm, still, fab air on their backs on their feathers in fact how's about that BBxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Oh yes, they work well with these old tunes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Good One, Shona! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
