Jillus Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I have just read a news story in todays Mail that states that Victoria and David Beckham are using a new beauty product that contains Nightingale Poo! Do you think we should try what we all have loads of and see if we too can con the rich and famous ( and gullable?)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Good grief. You couldn't make it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Its actualy been an ingredient thats been used for many,meny years. I believe the Geishas of ancient Japan used a face cream with Nightingale droppings in,to get rid of the thick white make up they used to wear on their faces. Not that that would tempt me to try it myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancing cloud Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Not that I'm any oil-painting myself, but neither of them actually looks that good, despite the best efforts of the nightingales . I think Jillus may be onto something here - it's certainly good for the garden, organic, fresh, all-natural - may need some work on the fragrance ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebird Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 How do they 'harvest' nightingale poo? Does it mean they keep the birds in cages? Battery nightingales? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 She'd be better off eating the stuff . Obviously hasn't had a square meal in her whole life . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard T Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I am prepared to suffer and shall not be using Nightingale Poo until it is confirmed as coming from free-range, organically reared nightingales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 How do they 'harvest' nightingale poo? Does it mean they keep the birds in cages? Battery nightingales? Good question. No doubt the fashionistas will all want to rush out and buy it now La Posh has been smearing it on here's a link to said story http://www.scandalist.com/2008-10-08/nightingale-poo-is-so-posh/ She'd be better off eating the stuff . Obviously hasn't had a square meal in her whole life . vicki, you crack me up!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 She'd be better off eating the stuff . Obviously hasn't had a square meal in her whole life . Tissues are square!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
