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Disappointed. We saw it through to the end. 7pm - 12.30am, out of curiosity more than anything.

 

I'm sorry to say the old boy is getting past it. Lines fluffed. Gags repeated. A few pauses where he had clearly lost his way.

 

Strangely, his singing was as it always was.

 

There were two other acts on. A woman in a 1970's time warp....Sibby summat, who was like a singing Mrs Mills. She sang a medley of Carpenters hits and an awful Footprints in the Sand number that she had written ...which ...wait for it.....had been featured on Songs of Praise. Horrendous stuff.

 

Then there was possibly the worst magician to have ever appeared at the Lyceum. Paul Derek. I sat up and took notice when instead of producing doves, he magicked up hens and ducks. A white hen, a light Sussex I would guess, what looked like a Silver Seabright and a couple of Polands. The first interesting part of the night, although I disapprove of live animals being used in this way. I am surprised that Sheffield City Council allowed it tbh as they are usually terribly right on about these things.

 

Inevitably the hens pooed everywhere.

 

The second interesting part of the night was when a woman a couple of rows behind took ill and people started calling for a doctor. Him Indoors leapt forth as no-one else made a move. Turned out she was a diabetic with a pacemaker and she had gone hypo.

 

Doddy thought he was being heckled because of the commotion and the audience in the stalls started booing what they also thought were hecklers, but when he realised what was going on he went into "the show must go on" mode and got the audience's attention back.

 

The paramedics were there in about 15 mins.

 

An interesting night.....but I wouldn't give up a large chunk of my life to see him live again.

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I must admit - I can't believe that he is still going. I remember going to see him in Bridlington when I was about seven or eight and he seemed ancient then - (I know that everyone over twenty seems ancient when you are that age!) That was about 35 years ago now! I remember laughing a lot and pretending to understand some of the jokes!

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