Laura007 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 i have just come back from a meal with some work chums. the waitress asked if we wanted to order some drinks, a couple of them had a bottle of wine, one had a J20 i had a vodka martini.........................................shaken not stirred. i had say it. i feel like i ought to be a tad emabarressed, but im not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Laura, you're just soooo cool!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Did you do the Connery accent...."Shhhhhaken,not sccchhhtirred" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura007 Posted August 30, 2006 Author Share Posted August 30, 2006 if i had had a couple more i may have said it like that, but i was grinning far too much to even try a scottish accent. the worst of it was, the waitress didnt even smirk. i think she had had a humour bypass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Don't you just loath waiting staff like that. They take all the fun out of the evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 they weren't that bad at the Omlet gathering, in fact they were all very helpful One was quite insistent in offering the Buffster some sausage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 And did she accept? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura007 Posted August 30, 2006 Author Share Posted August 30, 2006 i know she had probably heard it numerous times before, but it was the first time i had said it, so obviously i thought it was hilarious. i think she got revenge though by putting 2 olives in it. errggghhhh. no doubt i shall be saying it again in other places. paul is groaning already at the thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Do you know,I don't think I have ever had a proper Martini,in a proper Martini glass with Olives. I shall put it on to my to do list right away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 And did she accept? Can't answer for Buff but (how to write this without sounding like the film) Anita and Me would have had some from him had we not been veggies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paola Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Did you do the Connery accent...."Shhhhhaken,not sccchhhtirred" ? Great Sarah You got it perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Perhaps ifyou had called the waitress 'Mish Moneypenny', she may have raised a giggle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 And did she accept? Can't answer for Buff but (how to write this without sounding like the film) Anita and Me would have had some from him had we not been veggies! Yeah, right, and the sausages Andrew I must've missed that - I didn't get offered any sausage, oranyhting remotely interesting like that Must be showing my age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I must've missed that - I didn't get offered any sausage, or anyhting remotely interesting like that Must be showing my age The staff already knew about Freddie and decided they just couldnt match up to that standard Clare!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 And did she accept? Can't answer for Buff but (how to write this without sounding like the film) Anita and Me would have had some from him had we not been veggies! Ah hem Andrew... It was funny!! Trust me to say to two young guys 'you can keep your sausage' What can you say... The answer is 'I declined the offer' being veggie but I am sure they were good quality..must go before........ BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 nope you cant get yourself out of that one buff when I used to go to Northern France to stay in my grandfather's flat the hotel opposite did the most AMAZING martinis - in proper glasses with one olive YUM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...