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[Cooks]

I am sat here with a full blown cold so I thought ooh I will have a fried egg roll (to cheer me up) !, however, I have just made THE MOST terrible mess at eating it! it was all down my hands and fingers and chin and one point

 

What is the food you cannot eat without making a huge mess?!

[Snowy]

It's spag bol for me - I end up with it everywhere! I'm as bad as the children I need an adult bib!

[Cooks]

I am a mess with spag bol as well although I have it without the meat

 

Eating the roll did cheer me up though becuase I was laughing at myself making such a mess, good job there's only me in the house. (except the dogs and they dont let on my secrets )

[Redwing]

Croissants! put me in front of one of those and you'd better have the hoover handy

 

(Now I want an egg butty *tuts as she looks for frying pan..*)

[Old Speckled Hen]

Ice cream in a cone.

Can't manage without getting it on my nose and round my mouth.

My daughter .... grown up .... is the same, so there must be an ice cream eating gene in our family.

[Cooks]

I am glad it's not just me, seriously the mess I made was astonishing!

[Redwing]

Ice cream in a cone.

Can't manage without getting it on my nose and round my mouth.

My daughter .... grown up .... is the same, so there must be an ice cream eating gene in our family.

 

My MIL used to eat ice lollies from the stick end for some unknown reason, she used to get the ice cream up to her elbows

[bluekarin]

I always manage to get some splatterage from spag bol Also seeds from tomatoes seem to be magnetically drawn to my clothing.

[Rhapsody]

Home-made popcorn with oil and salt. I shovel it in by the handful and it goes everywhere, I will only eat it alone.

[Cooks]

@ eating from the stick end

 

I have to admit I haven't had an icecream for a long while however I can never remember eating one very ladylike my spaniel LOVEs an icecream in a cone in the summer!

She makes a mess and a half aswell!

[Chookiehen]

I can't even seem to manage a bit of toast & butter without spreading crumbs everywhere. Just as well the mobile hoover (the dog!!) comes and cleans up behind me!

[Redwing]

Dogs are great for that aren't they? all evidence removed

[Cooks]

yes they are great, I seem to always have one at my feet these days

[Happy chickens!]

Chicken fajitas - I always seem to overfill!!!

[Milly]

It's not so much eating as teeth cleaning! No matter how much care I take there always seems to be a dribble of toothpaste. And I always think I have got it off my clothes until it reappears when it dries out.

 

Milly

[chickencam]

I have a coronation chicken roll for my lunch, and that is bound to end up down my front, leaving me with a curry fragrance for the rest of the day

[Aga n Chickens]

Hello

 

It has to be beetroot for me.

 

No matter how its presented...diced...sliced...roasted or those little baby whole ones..I still manage to drop a bit.

 

Now if I know that beetroot is on the menu I make sure I'm wearing something red

 

Kind regards,

 

Christine

[Cooks]

that made me laugh

[Looney]

I can manage with most things unless I am out in public and then you can guarantee I will spill/splash/drip whatever I'm eating and have to wear canteen medals for the rest of the day

 

The other thing is eating anything gloopy like custard or yoghurt sets off my belly orchestra....and it is sooo noisy that no amount of subtle coughing can disguise the internal gurgles and glugging It's a family thing, very amusing when we all eat custard together

[Cooks]

I actually laughed out loud to your tummy orchestra description!..

[Lesley]

 

I drop all sorts of food down my front - I wear a teatowel as a bib now - as long as we don't have visitors

[Tessa the Duchess]

Tacos are my messy food, I always fill them too full, I really need a bath after I have finished eating them

 

Tessa

[Cooks]

you lot have really cheered me up today, I'm sat here laughing at tummy orchestras, tea towels for bibs the lot

 

I'm SO glad it's not just me that makes a mess!, imagine how red in the face I would ahve been if you;d all posted...

 

I dont know what you mean, eat properly you silly woman..

*falls off chair*

[Old Speckled Hen]

 

The other thing is eating anything gloopy like custard or yoghurt sets off my belly orchestra....and it is sooo noisy that no amount of subtle coughing can disguise the internal gurgles and glugging It's a family thing, very amusing when we all eat custard together

 

That is sooooo

You should all go on stage ...... Britain has Talent maybe

Shades of Le Petomane though not as rude of course

[Yorkshire Pudding]

Spag bol definitely. Most food that can drip seems to have a fatal attraction to be on me rather than in me.

 

A friend once walked around the supermarket with a spaghetti hoop stuck to her front. She was very pregnant and couldn't see it because it was below her horizon. The lady on the checkout thought it was very funny though .