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Some particularly dodgy jokes......

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I've not posted any bad jokes for a while, so I have a few.....


2 fish in a tank. 1 turns to the other and asks.......


`Well, do you know how to drive this thing?'




Did you hear about the magic tractor?



It went down the road and turned into a field.




How does the moon cut his hair?



'E clips it!




2 parrots sat on a perch.


One says, "Can you smell fish?"




I'll phone my taxi now, shall I........ :lol::lol:

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