Guest Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I've not posted any bad jokes for a while, so I have a few..... 2 fish in a tank. 1 turns to the other and asks....... `Well, do you know how to drive this thing?' Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field. How does the moon cut his hair? 'E clips it! 2 parrots sat on a perch. One says, "Can you smell fish?" I'll phone my taxi now, shall I........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Tee, hee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Hmm.... I'll use these tomorrow in class. Thanks Shona! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Tee, hee! Sheila, shouldnt that be TEA hee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Hmm.... I'll use these tomorrow in class. Thanks Shona! You must REALLY hate those children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...