hillfamily Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Time I feel for us to share the best and the worst or our Christmas Cracker Jokes :D Here are a selection from the Hill House crackers ...no apologies made for the groan factor of some of these How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden. Why are brides unlucky? They never get to marry the Best Man. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick. How do you make gold soup? Put nine carrots in it! What is an underground train full of professors called? A tube of smarties. Where do sick gnomes go? To the Elf Centre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 I love the carrot one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 How many legs does a horse have? Six. Two forelegs and two hindlegs . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Another one which wasn't actually in a cracker but was told to me while I was pulling one . How many ears does Mr Spock have? Three. The left ear, the right ear and the final frontier. Boom boom . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Whats white and floats up? A confused snowflake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 I love cracker jokes Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He had no-body to go with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted December 25, 2009 Author Share Posted December 25, 2009 I have another one for you ...sorry Why did the strawberry get a lawyer? Because it was in a jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 I have another one for you ...sorry Why did the strawberry get a lawyer? Because it was in a jam. We had that one too . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Oh dear...christmas cracker jokes... What goes 'mooz'? an aeroplane flying backwards Oh well, they will still always be better than father's jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Something like: Where do cows go for entertainment? The moovies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CluckyBucks Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Whats sweet and swings through the jungle? Tarzipan Kapow xx xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
