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[chickenNutter]

Quite concerned. Nothing from Major Bloodnock since before Christmas. Did he eat too much Christmas pud and explode? Did Father Christmas whisk him away on his sleigh? Or has he been buried by an avalanche? There have been no profound postings on the forum for ages.

 

Come back Major, we are missing you!

[Lesley]

He was around earlier.....

[Lesley]

This is from his profile....

 

Last visited: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:45 pm

 

You've obviously been reading the wrong threads

[chickenNutter]

Well he's jolly quiet then......

[Chook n Boo Mum]

He's been on the Parenting attitudes thread........

 

Sha x

[majorbloodnock]

Nice to be missed, but worry not; I'm here.

 

I haven't posted much because there hasn't been much activity to which I can usefully contribute. That's all.

 

(And yes, I know that implies the contributions I do make are useful )

[Old Speckled Hen]

 

I haven't posted much because there hasn't been much activity to which I can usefully contribute. That's all.

 

 

Have you got any snow?

[Valkyrie]

[Alis girls]

No excuse Major - your wisdom adds to the forum - theres been loads going on -I mean theres the snow, and the .... possibility of snow, driving in snow, not driving in snow, chicken behaviour in snow, human behaviour in snow, its all snow, snow, snow you know So you have no excuse - we need your thoughts on the white stuff and we want to know what you do when theres not much going on.

[majorbloodnock]

I agree. It's snow joke. I catch your drift; everyone's feeling a bit flaky.

 

But frost things frost, I'll have another read of those threads....

[chick wiggle]

Now thats the Major we all know and love !

[tom123]

[Lewis]

I agree. It's snow joke. I catch your drift; everyone's feeling a bit flaky.

 

But frost things frost, I'll have another read of those threads....

*groan*

 

 

 

[Alis girls]

Icey Major - good to have you back on form - you like to get your teeth into gritty subjects - especially snow. So lets plough on

[majorbloodnock]

See? Once the puns start, they snowball until you're avalanched with them. We're skating on thin ice, though

[Seagazer]

[clootie]

See? Once the puns start, they snowball until you're avalanched with them. We're skating on thin ice, though

 

Altogether now "Freeze a jolly good fellow........"

[Valkyrie]

[chick wiggle]

Beat that Major!

[majorbloodnock]

See? Once the puns start, they snowball until you're avalanched with them. We're skating on thin ice, though

 

Altogether now "Freeze a jolly good fellow........"

 

Flurry good indeed. All hail Clootie, sleighing the competition.

[clootie]

It's all white really once you put some thawed into it.

[Chickvic]

[chick wiggle]

Major.

Game, set and match I think

[clootie]

I'm going outside, I may be some time

[Valkyrie]

Standing by for rescue Cloots.