Jump to content
patsylabrador

nation's sweetheart - can I pick a different one?

Recommended Posts

Cheryl Cole - pah spits on floor ( ok disgusting habit ) her of the mojo - what is a mojo whilst we are on subject? Whats she famous for except being orange, having hair extensions and a cute accent and being married to a waste of space. I agree older ladies like Joanna and Julie W or even Lynne whatsher name (John Staples wife who survived bowel cancer) would be a better choice. If anyone suggests Jordan - I will be spitting like mad pah pah pah. Men - I spose Jaimie is a reasonable choice or Simon Weston - he is lovely. Must go and wipe up spit :whistle::whistle::whistle:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh whilst on subject of mrs Cole - OH who needs to get "with it" thought her song was called "you gotta f--t, f--t f--t for your love" (think wind) till kids having fallen about laughing put him right. :doh::doh::doh: And i am deadly serious - he asked us after watching it on TV what it was called as he'd been worried about the decline in song lyrics - aaaah bless

Link to comment
Share on other sites

this is a good question. What is this nations sweetheart thing anyway?? I have never heard of it.

Im sure Mrs Cole is a lovley person but so are many others and she dosent seem worthy in the sense of doing good but whats the criteria for being a 'sweetheart' anyways??

 

Chickendoodle, Gary Barlow would get a vote from me. He does seem to try and do good charity wise wherever he can.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh I dont know - shes done her bit for sales of fake tan, false eyelashes, fake bosoms - we are in a recession - and someone out there still has a job down to katie price bless her. I can see her doing her own version of white cliffs of Dover cant you?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Er I was being silly :lol: I am no fan of the orange, hair extensioned, fake bits n bobs - give me natural anyday :D My OH assures me men prefer natural bosoms to the surgically enhanced variety - so all those who like me were short changed by our maker when these were allocated take note - but I digress.

ES thinks Mrs Cole is gorgeus and assures me all boys of his age do, I did however point out girls like her are high maintenance and cant see the likes of her mucking out the chucks. All that dirt under the false nails :vom: Didnt put him off mind - he thought I was being nasty :D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Er I was being silly :lol: I am no fan of the orange, hair extensioned, fake bits n bobs - give me natural anyday :D My OH assures me men prefer natural bosoms to the surgically enhanced variety - so all those who like me were short changed by our maker when these were allocated take note - but I digress.

ES thinks Mrs Cole is gorgeus and assures me all boys of his age do, I did however point out girls like her are high maintenance and cant see the likes of her mucking out the chucks. All that dirt under the false nails :vom: Didnt put him off mind - he thought I was being nasty :D

 

We were talking about Mrs Cole at the weekend with ES (18) and his gorgeous girlfriend. She knows ES is obsessed with Cheryl, ES said "well I'm in with a chance now she's single" bless him, I think he's a dreamer like me :lol: He did get a poke in the arm from his darling girlfriend :wink::D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm always being told off for being lovey dovey with OH by ES - I jokingly said one cold day recently to OH "let me warms my hands on your body" to hich ES muttered "yo gross" and stomped out. OH and I fell about laughing. Honestly they can be so prudish sometmes.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I rather like Stephen Fry. The trouble is though that those that do the most don't court publicity and just get on with the job. There are so many working in local communities inspiring and encouraging with things like music, sport etc and we never get to hear of them. They do far more than the likes of Cheryl Cole. I think the chap that did 'The Choir' on TV was wonderful and what about the girl from Blue Peter and her world record Kayaking :shock:

 

Helen Skelton, bless here, now she is a sweetheart. Loveable, wholesome and adventurous, 2010 miles along the Amazon in a kayak for charity.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I rather like Stephen Fry. The trouble is though that those that do the most don't court publicity and just get on with the job. There are so many working in local communities inspiring and encouraging with things like music, sport etc and we never get to hear of them. They do far more than the likes of Cheryl Cole. I think the chap that did 'The Choir' on TV was wonderful and what about the girl from Blue Peter and her world record Kayaking :shock:

 

Helen Skelton, bless here, now she is a sweetheart. Loveable, wholesome and adventurous, 2010 miles along the Amazon in a kayak for charity.

 

AND a Cumbria Lass :clap:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.





×
×
  • Create New...