Cate in NZ Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 A friend emailed this to me today. I've not seen it before, so I'm hoping that maybe you haven't either WORDS WOMEN USE FINE this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology! And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! Oh, and before we forget "Whatever" ...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 SO true.....I often use the word "nothing" when there is something actually wrong !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Brilliant Kate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin B Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Very True! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 EMBARRASSINGLY true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 EMBARRASSINGLY true! I agree, Snowy! Do we really want everyone knowing about it?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Not seen this KateA and it's really accurate, will send this to Mikey later, ha! BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Very true!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 I've used all of those ! Well done Kate - spot on ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Oh soooooooooooo very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty-Box Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Unfortunately most of it is true!! It's Great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harveypup Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Excellent - You just made me laugh out loud!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Me too - classic stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
