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A friend emailed this to me today. I've not seen it before, so I'm hoping that maybe you haven't either :D






this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you

need to shut up.




If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five

minutes if you have just been given 5 more

minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.




This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be

on your toes. Arguments that begin with

'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"




This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.




This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks

you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and

arguing with you over "Nothing"




This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.

"That's Okay" means that she wants to think

long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.




A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're



Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can

avoid if they remember the terminology!


And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!


Oh, and before we forget




...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

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