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[Snowy]

We used to have an old topic on this but I can't find it

So starting a new one!

 

I've just given my boys their desert - meringue nests with ice cream and strawberries on top. Little one took his dish and said "oooooh, is that a boomerang in there?"

[Valkyrie]

[Tutti Frutti]

:lol: An excited kiddie "I can ride my bike without tranquilisers" Edited April 8, 2016 by Guest

[Chucky Mama]

This wasn't a child but a friend that I used to work with. A very tearful owner of a deceased pet asked what would happen to the body. She looked at them gravely and said 'he will be taken away and insinuated'

[meezers]

My favourite is from when son was 2yrs old. We were walking across the playing field when he said ' mummy, look at all the daddytigers' - bet you can guess, he meant dandelions

[Alis girls]

I've had some howlers from patients too - usually funny names they give to bits of the body -so you spend 20mins trying to guess the bit before asking them to show you and i normally find I'm totally out. Most are too er shall we say not suitable for the forum.

[Tiggy]

I've had some howlers from patients too - usually funny names they give to bits of the body -so you spend 20mins trying to guess the bit before asking them to show you and i normally find I'm totally out. Most are too er shall we say not suitable for the forum.

 

[scarlettohara]

When my cousin was 3 her Mum took her into the ladies cubicle with her - after a short while my cousin piped up "Well done Mummy you did a poo"

[scarlettohara]

I've had some howlers from patients too - usually funny names they give to bits of the body -so you spend 20mins trying to guess the bit before asking them to show you and i normally find I'm totally out. Most are too er shall we say not suitable for the forum.

 

I get that a lot too - often from Mums using family names for little girls private parts and they expect me to know what they are talking about

[Alis girls]

OOO eer. I dont know how I keep a straight face sometimes - the urge to laught out loud and snigger is great. I am a terrible giggler and snort too when I really get going - my ES gets really embarrassed when I do that

[whoopsie]

My friend's daughter asked me when she should put her Jamamas (Pyjamas) on. They've been called Jamamas ever since -she's 18 now!

[Redwing]

Some years ago my husband (then boyfriend) worked in a Disney Store, one person has to be a greeter at the door and one day when it was his turn he sais 'bye bye' to an angelic looking child who then piped up 'oh we arent going, we are just going so that daddy can have a poo then we'll be back'

[scarlettohara]

[whoopsie]

My friend's son pointed to me over the table last week and said to his mother 'She has boobies too'. Clever boy!

[Janty]

I had a Pupil Account of an Incident form last week from the dinner ladies. The child had written that another boy had kicked him in 'da kajoolies'.

 

The best one was several years ago on a holiday in Wales. We went to a little National Trust tea rooms in Llanwrst at the side of the river. They have tiny little oak tables and a full Welsh tea with all it's cups, plates, teapots, etc covers the surface completely. When the lady brought out six full Welsh teas for our family, my lovely son said, 'Nice jugs'. We didn't know where to put ourselves. As we said sorry, luckily the waitress saw the funny side and said 'Bless him'.

 

[Clur]

Hubby borrowed £4 from our 8 year old son and went to pay it back yesterday. DS looked pained when hubby produced 4 x pound coins and said "is that all? I thought you'd have to pay me back £5!". Yes, he's already charging interest on his loans.

 

This comes from the boy who made me breakfast in bed on mother's day, then presented me with the bill. When I said I didn't have any cash on me, he told me he wouldn't accept cards.

 

A future banker in our midst?