Richard T Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 When you suggest talking about Brockley do you mean whether your chickens prefer the purple sprouting Brockley or the normal type? Or, more likely, whether it's pants or not? Kew is pencilled in and we hope to be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 It'll be great to see you there - if you see the loud, naughty table, that'll be us! Bring the family (if you have one), there are quite a few children coming too. I think you'll fit in here just fine Richard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 When you suggest talking about Brockley do you mean whether your chickens prefer the purple sprouting Brockley or the normal type? Or, more likely, whether it's pants or not? Kew is pencilled in and we hope to be there. Oh he and his family are going to be just fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard T Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 We've gone off thread so I'll just wander over to the Kew thread to respond (climp, clump, climp, clump, climp, clump, climp, clump, climp, clump, climp, clump .....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 When you suggest talking about Brockley do you mean whether your chickens prefer the purple sprouting Brockley or the normal type? Or, more likely, whether it's pants or not? Kew is pencilled in and we hope to be there. Oh he and his family are going to be just fine Yes, they have to pass 'the test' before we let them on, don't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 I've just been reminded of one of my favourite jokes! It was one of Joe Pasquale's from last year, but it has made me roar with laughter so many times! 'Hello! I'd like to introduce you to my step-ladder' (Joe has a step-ladder on stage with him) 'My real ladder left me when I was just a young boy' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 - thanks Ginette. After the weekend I've had, I needed that ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Same here, very good Ginette. One I might actually be able to remember and re-tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Kate, I'm sorry you've had a bad weekend. Glad that you enjoyed the joke though. It always makes me smile! Was your weekend bad too Sheila? We were busy, but it was OK. At least I got to watch Strictly come dancing! More jokes to keep us all smiling, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleata Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 This week was the first time that I have seen strictly come dancing (needed something to watch while ironing), and I'll tel you what... that Colin Jackson is sooo tasty. I don't care whether he might be gay - I think that he's fab! Got a nice botty toooo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Is he gay? I don't read the right magazines . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Apparently - crying shame I call it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Heard a joke at lunch time- from a newly retired GP, think it hit a nerve with him Fred has just retired from work, chatting with his wife he's a little anxious about how he's going to fill his time. "Take up golf" she suggests "I can't see that well" he replies. "I can see the ball to hit it, but once it hits the green I can't see where it's gone" "Take your friend Bill" she says "his eyesight is perfect". So Fred and Bill go to play golf. Fred hits the ball perfectly, and it sails off towards the green. Fred turns to Bill "Did you see where it went?" "Yes" says Bill " but I can't remember where!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Not funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I have trouble remembering what I am trying to say sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 THAT I find hard to believe Have you got a cooker yet Clare???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 He's coming to fix it at lunchtime today, so will have to whizz home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clare* Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Good luck with the fix it man Clare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Ta muchly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 If this doesn't make you laugh, you need to see a doctor. A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady why they don't eat the peanuts themselves. "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them." It pays to be careful around old people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Oh Yuk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahJo Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I actually had a very elderly aunt who did that with chocolate brazils, she used to leave the nuts in a bowl for others to eat she could only manage to suck off the chocolate because she had no teeth................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
