Lesley Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Youngsters please feel free to join in and poke fun at the rest of us - or is it just me My daughter bought me a book of Senior Moments sayings (she loves me really!) and I thought I'd share the odd one or two during these miserable days. Feel free to add your own.......... Today I like these two: "Life is too short.......Break some rules!" and "Everything I can't find is in a totally secure place" Lesley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Long-suffering Hubby will have that last one tattooed on my forehead! I think it should be my motto as we can never find anything I put in a safe place ever again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammi J Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Everthing I can't find is in a totally secure place"Lesley Hello! Okay this has nothing to do with Senior Moments but Lesley said in another post that no one had put anything down ( I just couldn't think of anything!!) so I thought I would share with you something from my winnie the pooh's "little book of wisdom". This book says you can find a quote for every situation. So to go with the lost things all being in a secure place, pooh say's... Insight: It's best to know what you are looking for before you look for it. Lesley give us another, we should have a new one each day! Sammi-x- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 Thank you Sammi The reason I haven't posted any more is because I realised that a lot of them really are only appreciated with age!!!! Between my Senior Moments Quotes and your Pooh's Words of Wisdom perhaps we can interest most people I'm not telling my favourite as it doesn't even apply to me (yet!) Todays is:- "Ever stop to think and forget to start again?" hmmmmmm........ Lesley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahJo Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Ok .. heres one from "What women say about Men", a little book of Women's wit. "A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright". Sort of ties in with the theme I think . Sarah ... with a very bad cold, and a , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 Sorry about the cold Sarah - hope you soon feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 Slight detraction from topic here but something else to do on cold, windy, grey day. Check out www.subservientchicken.com it's creepy Lesley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Lesley. that is very strange I switched it off quick, I will be having nightmares tonight. Is that all he does walk in and stand there looking at you, I didn't wait long enough to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 No - it gets worse. You have to type in what you want it to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 I did the same as Nicola! Watching him slowly get up off the sofa and walk towards me gave me the shivers and I hit the disconnect button!! What a weird thing to do all day - do you think he gets a lot of money for being such a saddo??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Creepy, I had him dance then asked him to cluck and I don't know if it's my sound card but all he did was go up to the camera and stare. i hope it is just some clever programme and he really doesn't just do that all day kind of sick really. Not for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Stop talking about him now if my husband catches me watching rooster man he will think I really have flipped he thinks I am already crazy enough, just one question to Lesley how did you find him..........? I will turn the text blue so you can read it I bet you are on the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahJo Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Sensible persons quote - "Don't look at spooky web sites, especially ones with men dressed as chooks". . Lesley you need HELP . Sarah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 Don't worry - I needed help a long time ago - too late now! It was on RC first and is now on P.P - I'm only passing it on - I didn't go out of my way to find it - honest. My son's just had a look at it and gone away shaking his head! Lesley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 I did not realise that you could request him to do things this could get very rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 This is to Nicolas previous post Back to senior moments - Kate you've put "Burghley house Trials" in your post on RC I can't correct over there - sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 oooooops - well spotted! I'll be back....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammi J Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Slight detraction from topic here but something else to do on cold, windy, grey day.Check out www.subservientchicken.com it's creepy Lesley Now that really is creepy But it didn't stop me from sending it on to someone else!! Biscuit I like the little book of women's wit quote, brillant. Lesley, I do that all the time! Usually stop a job in one room to do something else then walk back into the first room an hour later and think "oh thats what I was doing" Right, pooh's words of wisdom:- A little philosophy: Sometimes, the more you think the more there is no real answer. I feel like that sometimes too! Take it easy Sammi -x- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammi J Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Creepy, I had him dance then asked him to cluck and I don't know if it's my sound card but all he did was go up to the camera and stare. i hope it is just some clever programme and he really doesn't just do that all day kind of sick really. Not for me Hey Louise, I sent the link over to hubby's office at the bottom of our garden, to cheer him up as work for him today has be horrid, bless! And he sent me this back:- I don't know if it is a live link or if someone has set up key moves based on commands you type in. This can be done. It is also highly visited and has a good rating. Very strange though. So the chicken man may not be there doing his chicken thing all day Regards Sammi-x- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Hubby thinks it's kinky - why else would the chicken be wearing suspenders? Look closely - he's right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 Hubby thinks it's kinky - why else would the chicken be wearing suspenders? Look closely - he's right Brad(son - not Pitt) noticed that! We think he's on a loop. He can't turn on the TV - I don't think he's got one! Still feels like he's some nutter standing looking straight back at you though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicola H Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 I asked him to take his mask off and he came right up to the screen and shook his finger at me, honest. I know I said I did not want to talk about him any more but I can't get him off my mind..............OH! DEAR I need treatment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Whatever you do, don't eat cheese before you go to bed, Nicola, or you'll have nightmares about the suspender wearing chicken man ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I think I am glad he is not actually there all the time and I had also noticed ( and wondered) about the suspenders. I think that is one of the things that is most disturbing about it I won't be going back but I can think of a few people to send the link onto - I have some very strange friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 Hope they enjoy it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
