Alis girls Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 ES 15 arrived home from footie - covered and I mean covered in mud - even on his nose I stood at front door and advised him to leave his kit on the hall floor and go and shower. He proceeded to strip outside under our carport to his pants and socks with cars going by on the main road. He like many male teens is sporty and proud of his 6 pack and honed bod struts around like a cockerel. I didnt know whether to laugh or cry and ushered him in before he got done for indencey. Any passing females would have had a treat. Suspect if he doesnt make uni a career in stripping might be in order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey Lucy Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Is it ok to say I can imagine it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatieB Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Is it ok to say I can imagine it ? Yes sorry me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve the Gas Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 I didn't.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 My DDs have locked me out of the house when i came home from an exercise, i was a tad wet and dirty. My kit bag just oozed water where i dropped it at the front door, the combats i stood up in were really disgusting when i think about it. I had to strip before they would let me in....i did get a towel handed to me.. They had just got the house all nice and clean after OH had come home in a similar state and he had left foot prints through the house and he only came home for clean kit,before disappearing for another month..at least i was home for a few days. ( it took me a few washes to get my kit clean and my boots had to soak for two days.) those were the days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Seagazer Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Its funny but when we were walking Cookie yesterday the park was absolutely water logged and there were some lads who had turned up for a football game. They kept staring at Cookie who was covered in mud up to her arm pits (she's the size of a standard poodle). I said to hubby - I don't envy their mums having to do the kit wash this weekend. We didn't stay to see what mess they got into Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted January 9, 2011 Author Share Posted January 9, 2011 Same son now clean and dressed eating his breakfast with me pearing over his shoulder when I spotted something in his ear - yes mud now dry adv him strongly re spuds growing in his ears - halfway there me thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Same son now clean and dressed eating his breakfast with me pearing over his shoulder when I spotted something in his ear - yes mud now dry adv him strongly re spuds growing in his ears - halfway there me thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daphne Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 My OH is a keen racing cyclist and this requires regular changes of kit in public car parks. A girl sometimes doesn't know where to look (and its not just him doing it) Not to mention having a pee whilst dressed in fluorescent lycra Unfortunately OH is not as young and fit and toned as he was Would it help to tell you he has been doing this for over 20 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...