beach chick Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Q: what's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? A: you can't wash your hands in a buffalo! any more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meezers Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Yay, I was just thinking we could do with a silly jokes thread, I've pinched a couple of my favorites from another forum ( have you seen the corny joke thread on practical poultry ? ) Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt... ... Well, it's what he would have wanted. and I've just been arrested for stealing full-stops. I'm expecting a lengthy sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squiffs Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 a 5 year told me this one: what kind of bees make milk? BOO-BIES! teehee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beach chick Posted June 28, 2011 Author Share Posted June 28, 2011 why are there no aspirin in the jungle? because the parrots-eat-em-all (paracetamol! boom boom) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyBoo Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 (my personal favourite.... ) What's brown and sticky? A stick BeckyBoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beach chick Posted June 28, 2011 Author Share Posted June 28, 2011 I love a good stick joke what do you call a girl with a beer mat on her head? beatrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Whats green and square? An orange in disguise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beach chick Posted June 28, 2011 Author Share Posted June 28, 2011 Whats green and square? An orange in disguise hahahaha! that's made me snort my coffee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bramble Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 What do you do if you see a spaceman ... ... ... ... You park in it man!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodcat Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 what is white and fluffy and swings around a cake shop a meringueutan (meringue orangutan) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckmum6 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo! Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squiffs Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo! Sorry I guffawed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Apologies for this one, it just makes me laugh. Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because he got the chicken's job as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Apologies in advance - this joke had me in stitches. I couldn't even re-tell it without laughing! What's a magicians favourite cheese? Cheddar! (Say it like Taa-daa!) It's made me laugh again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyBoo Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Apologies in advance - this joke had me in stitches. I couldn't even re-tell it without laughing! What's a magicians favourite cheese? Cheddar! (Say it like Taa-daa!) It's made me laugh again That made me laugh out loud!!! I shall be telling that one at work tomorrow BeckyBoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo! Sorry I guffawed! Ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beach chick Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 Dodge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henchanted Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Whats black and white and red all over? A newspaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henchanted Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 What's black and white and has a red belly? A sunburnt penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henchanted Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 What goes black white red black white black white red black white? A sun burnt penguin falling down the stairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel19 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henchanted Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 What do you call a woman throwing bills on the fire? Bernadet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henchanted Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henchanted Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 What do you call a dear with no eyes. No idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henchanted Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 What do you call a dear with no eyes or legs? Still no idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
