The Dogmother Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I just received this... just what I need at the moment Something for you to ensure inner calm for yourself....... I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started, something for you to ensure inner calm for yourself....... So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a bax a cholates. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenlass Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 LOl...lOVE IT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura & CTB Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 That's fabulous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tina C Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I have been for a run and now I have had a good giggle. Thanks Clare, a great start to the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Thanks Clare. BTW how is your Omlet name pronounced? I am unsure whether to read it as "Clare T" or "Claret" as in the drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted June 6, 2007 Author Share Posted June 6, 2007 It's 'Claret' Jules, as in the drink, but it's also my first name and last initial. Warm and fruity, just like the wine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Something for you to ensure inner calm for yourself....... I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started, something for you to ensure inner calm for yourself....... So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a bax a cholates. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece. Whoever sent it wasnt much good at spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted June 6, 2007 Author Share Posted June 6, 2007 They're supposed to be drunk Ali, that's why their spelling has gone wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Brilliant - I'll pass that on to Carl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I will follow that advice to the letter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 They're supposed to be drunk Ali, that's why their spelling has gone wrong. Thanks Claret- he could have asked me why everything was spelt wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted June 7, 2007 Author Share Posted June 7, 2007 That's ok Jules, it probably would've taken a while to click with Rosie too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffie Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 How did I miss this, nice one Clare BBx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMO Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Brilliant! It was good to see you at the Farmers Market - I think I will be able to make the next one too! KR AMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolinep Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 How did I miss this, nice one Clare BBx I missed it too! Very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...