Valkyrie Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 They didn't realise they had been caught in a rather large whirlpool but luckily they were thrown out when a huge whale flipped them with it's tail and they continued to Iceland. Are we making shopping bags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 When they arrived it was bitterly cold but their winter woolies helped a lot. They stayed in an ice house - The Royal Eglu a luxirious pad with its own run. After several weeks GW decided he wanted to see the sun again (couldnt get British newspapers in Iceland) so they set off for the equator with plenty of supplies of wool, nail polish, beans and eggs. Henry started to knit swimming trunks for them to swim in. Finally after a long trip they reached the equator and land and pulled the raft up onto a beach. They dved into the warm sea for a refreshing dip- Henrys knitted trunks did not wear that well as they sagged when wet but unpeturbed they carried on despite the bum cleavage on show............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 "If only I had remembered to bring my bike" said GM glumly "at least I would have had somewhere to park it ......." Suddenly, there was a loud yelp of pain coming from Henry's general direction ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 ................his nail varnish had chipped. "Get a grip man " roared GW - "dont be a big girls blouse " Henry snivelled miserably as he reapplied the magenta to his claw. They cooked lunch beans, eggs and some berries they found on a bush on the beach. These berries were called chuckberries and had magical powers .... soon to be experienced by our 2 unwitting friends..................... mwah mwah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 I say, said Henry, these certainly have a lot of VavaVOOM! They are OK if you are upwind, said the 4 H's holding their noses. Anyone got a peg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 What am I supposed to do with a tent peg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 They looked on in disbelief. Perhaps a cork would be better. Anyhow a generous glass of Andrews fizzy to settle the stomach with a mixture of charcoal worked wonders and they settled down into whatever it was that they were doing. Which I have completely forgotten but never mind. They are now getting sunburnt on the equator. Sizzle, sizzle went a little puff of smoke on GW's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 as Henry fried a sausage ......... "Yummy, anyone for a banger?" he asked ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 "what ho - I'll say old bean - banger for me please - any beans and eggs left?" said GW with gusto. They enjoyed their meal whilst watching the setting sun and polished off a bowl of chuckberries and ice cream (no I dont know where they found the ice cream - dont pick faults - I bet JK Rowling didnt have this prob ). the sedative effects of the berries worked on our unsuspecting friends and soon they were ZZZZZZZZZZZZing it and dreaming of ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 nugglebarps ........ very rare nowadays and can cause a nasty rash if eaten in large quantites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimmyCustard Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 ....... and give terrible gas, which, lets face it, Goatworth didnt need.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 So he took a couple of gaviscon and felt better. They awoke refreshed and discussed their dreams. breakfast was egg and bacon with fried bread and then they set off to explore where they had landed. was it occupied? by who? were friendly or cannibals? They were suddenly startled by a loud noise and round the corner they spied .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 The wickywicky washerwoman. She was after their clothes. Well spending a few days in the same clothes wasn't exactly friendly to the natives. Give them to me you dirty goodfornothings! She yelled. You will have your clothes cleaned and then you must have a bath before I allow you to put them on again. They noticed that she did have thigh high shiny leather boots and they were obviously ready to do some serious walking all over them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Gingerly they peeled off their smelly clothes, making sure they had a leaf or two to help cover their modesty and threw them to the wickywicky washerwoman who was waiting patiently with a washboard and jumbo pack of Persil. She had been very thoughtful to bring some locally made paper togas for the friends to wear whilst waiting for their laundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 She used heavy duty tongs to pick up the clothes and pop them into the tub which was overflowing with whiter than white suds. She moved like lightening. Meanwhile one of the 4 H's was running round in the nuddy because another H was happily making paper chains out of the toga. You will wear the toga! Shouted the washerwoman. So H put on the toga and it had a line of little chicken shaped gaps. They all agreed it looked rather fetching. Now you will get into tub while I wash you! They didn't argue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 but it had the curious effect of making them grow.......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireG Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 strange wart like lumps allover their bodies." Oh no" shouted GW how am i going to get a girlfriend now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Pah, I see it all the time said the wickywicky washerwoman. Here is some ointment to rub on. It does have an unfortunate side affect, but you will be able to hunt for a wife in no time at all. "Er, like what exactly?" asked Goatsworth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimmyCustard Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 "Der, another goat?!" said Henry. The wickywicky washerwoman spoke again. "These are magic thigh high boots that grants 3 wishes to clean goats. As you are now clean, your wishes can be granted. Get choosing cos I have a chilli on the hob and Lidl closes in 10 minutes." GW thought hard......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 (Oh heres me thinking she was a lady wiv a dodgey reputation) "I wish "said GW "for sky Tv and a nice Nanny to watch it with" and PING - there was a flatscreen tv and a gorgeus Nanny goat - a white fluffy coat and big blue eyes fanned by huge lashes. "ding dong" said GW puffy up his chest - Henry peered at her and said " shes wearing false eyelashes". GW and Nanny cuddled up to watch Eastenders and Henry and the 3 H's decided to.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 see if they could make a human totem pole (don't blame me for that - it was on a film I watched the other night) They couldn't because they weren't human and so they crashed into the ground and landed in a heap on top of Nanny. One of the H's got up with one of her false eyelashes stuck under his nose. Oi Adolf, give me back my lashes! Or I'll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 "dis ya" she bleated (i am the mum of a teen so excuse the street talk) she snatched it back and attached it - upside down. " show me respect " she screeched bleatingly. The days turned into weeks, weeks into months blah blah and eventually our friends tired of life on the island decided to go to................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Just a thought - why is this story now being written by about 4 people? is it so enthralling you are leaving us to it or mind numbingly tedious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimmyCustard Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Unfortunately I think it may be the latter....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Yes where's RIR who started it. .....in search of the meaning of life............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
