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Elf 'n safety down on 't allotment. You couldn't make it up!

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I wonder if they could have collective insurance? - as a group?


... perhaps I shouldn't step outside my back door this morning? all those hazards in the veggie plot.... and all the killer sheep and pigs, not to mention hens...... :roll:

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'He said: "If there was a lethal crop of killer tomatoes, perhaps that would be something to worry about." '




Y'know....you have to watch those Ailsa Craigs!

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