Alis girls Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Its mufti day at school and ES has asked me to tell his mates that his footie kits in the wash as they are all turning up in kit and he being a smooth operator doesnt want to wear kit. Hopeless liar at the best of times do I fling the door open and announce "its in the wash" in case they ask. They already think I'm slightly bonkers. In true Kate Winslet style this is my speech " i want to thank my family, the cats and chickens for their support duirng the making of this................ speech" Men in white coats approach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 *It is 8am and Ali's Girls has been at the cooking sherry already* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I think you need to get into the character... What is the motivation for not washing.... Is it laziness, revenge for no bedroom tidying, forgetfulness.... You should really explore the part Hope your son was happy in whatever he did decide to wear to school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 Christian I can assure you nothing stronger than a cappucino had passed my lips. I was feeling Fridayish. Thats my excuse and I am sticking to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Here you go ..... Oscar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 *very tempted to change the word 'cappucino', to large Irish Coffee* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 ANH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted October 8, 2011 Author Share Posted October 8, 2011 Dont you dare - power is a dangerous thing in the wrong hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craftyhunnypie Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Ooo ANH I loved your Oscar! I'd much sooner have one of those than that tacky gold man trophy. They remind me of those plastic drink dispensers from ' Blackpool' that were little boys & when pushed down they wee'd. Emma.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted October 8, 2011 Author Share Posted October 8, 2011 Thanks AHN - accepted with good grace - not sure how Kate W would react - Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chook n Boo Mum Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Aren't kids a joy.........we have our uses ............."mummy the neighbour's are coming, tell them I've got homework....pleeeease" Christian? Power going to his head? Never Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
