Unsecure chicken perches

[Alis girls]

Its mufti day at school and ES has asked me to tell his mates that his footie kits in the wash as they are all turning up in kit and he being a smooth operator doesnt want to wear kit.

Hopeless liar at the best of times do I fling the door open and announce "its in the wash" in case they ask. They already think I'm slightly bonkers.

In true Kate Winslet style this is my speech " i want to thank my family, the cats and chickens for their support duirng the making of this................ speech" Men in white coats approach

[Christian]

*It is 8am and Ali's Girls has been at the cooking sherry already*

[clootie]

[Space Chick]

I think you need to get into the character... What is the motivation for not washing.... Is it laziness, revenge for no bedroom tidying, forgetfulness.... You should really explore the part

 

Hope your son was happy in whatever he did decide to wear to school

[Alis girls]

Christian I can assure you nothing stronger than a cappucino had passed my lips. I was feeling Fridayish. Thats my excuse and I am sticking to it

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Here you go .....

 

Oscar

[Christian]

*very tempted to change the word 'cappucino', to large Irish Coffee*

[Plum]

ANH

[Alis girls]

Dont you dare - power is a dangerous thing in the wrong hands

[craftyhunnypie]

Ooo ANH

I loved your Oscar! I'd much sooner have one of those than that tacky gold man trophy. They remind me of those plastic drink dispensers from ' Blackpool' that were little boys & when pushed down they wee'd.

 

Emma.x

[Alis girls]

Thanks AHN - accepted with good grace - not sure how Kate W would react - Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Chook n Boo Mum]

 

Aren't kids a joy.........we have our uses ............."mummy the neighbour's are coming, tell them I've got homework....pleeeease"

 

Christian? Power going to his head? Never