Sheilaz Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Correct Lesley, well done! Come on the rest of you lateral thinkers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 They're all in bed Sheila - there's only us still here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I thought I might be talking to myself...as usual! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Are frankie and johnny some kind od fish, and their tank has fallen over and broken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Aha, you win 2nd prize... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I'm off to bed now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted November 5, 2005 Author Share Posted November 5, 2005 Oh, I think I knew that one too, but it was always with broken glass, water, a rock and frankie and johnny were dead on the floor. This would mean a rock came through the wondow, breaking the glass and the fish bowl. Memory a bit fuzzy these days though... Ok, I have another one.... A man lives on the 20th floor of a block of flats. Everyday he gets in the lift on the 20th floor and goes to the ground floor and gets out. On his return, he gets in the lift on the ground floor, gets out at the 10th floor and walks the rest of the way to the 20th. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Good one! Oh, by the way, it was a cat had run through the room, knocking over the fish tank. Come on, guess Gina's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunkin Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 He's really, really short and can't reach higher than the 10th floor button?? You'd think he'd carry a pointy stick or an umbrella though, so maybe not?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked Chicken Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 He likes to work up an appetite before dinner ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked Chicken Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 He's got a lover on the 10th floor ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 We think on the same wavelength ! That's what I was thinking too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Great minds think alike fools seldom differ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 Carol was right. He's only 3ft and can't reach any higher than the 10th button, so has to get out and walk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 I was trying to think of a PC way to say it and then forgot and went off and did something else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 So, here it is then... Read this question, come up with an answer and then wait patiently for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right-including me. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this chap whom she did not know. She thought this chap was amazing, so much her dream bloke she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there and then, but unfortunately she never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister. Question: Why did she kill her sister? (Give this some thought before you answer). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vigo Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 I know! I know! Answer winging its way by PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Ah, Vigo You're absolutely right. I sincerely hope that you had seen this before and already knew the answer, otherwise all I can say is that i'm glad I don't know you personally All will be explained shortly Cheers Jem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vigo Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 I make no comment M'Lud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 ...ooh, don't give the answer yet anyone, I want to have a guess, only just logged on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Oh, I haven't a clue...inheritance? something weird? I don't think I'll get it...sister was the man at funeral?...ooh, I give up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Frugal Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Not got a clue Jem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vigo Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Vigo feels smug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaz Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Well done! Dream? Did her sis have a shock? I've no idea have I? Give us a clue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vigo Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Clue: the answer, unlike most conversations on this forum, has little to do with chocolate. Hope that helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
