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THE LYRICS:

 

Well it’s the end of the working week

I’m rushing back home quick

I’m starving, I’m fair klempt tha knows

I could eat a buttered brick

I need stodgy food without the fuss

Then’t wife gives me a plate o’ cous cous

I said I’m sorry love,

I wants a chippy tea

 

Chippy Tea Chippy Tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep gee’in me posh nosh

It dunt agree wi’ me

I don’t want lobster thermidore

Wi’ a raspberry coulis

I’m a working man

from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

 

Its dark when I set off to work

I’m dark when I come wom

And all I want is simple food

Not Dim Sum from Ken Hom

Her inspiration’s Ready Steady Cook

Am I eating it?

Am I ????????

Its Friday night

I wants a chippy tea

 

Chippy Tea Chippy Tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep gee’in me posh nosh

It dunt agree wi’ me

I don’t want lobster thermidore

Wi’ a raspberry coulis

Its Friday Night

I’m within me rights

To want a chippy tea

 

”aaand in the red kitchen William has prepared griddled squid with coconut pesto, Chilli jam aaaand an iced Cointreau custard.

 

“and in the Lancashire Kitchen, Bernard has brought back from the chippy; chips, pudding peas and gravy (wrapped), a carton o curry, barmcake and a can of vimto."

 

Wigan chippies they have babys yeds

In St Helens they serve splits

But thas giving me nouvelle cuisine

And all I want is chips

I don’t care if its one of Nigellas

(I think that’s a funny name for a fella)

I’m not eating it

I want a chippy tea ….one last time

 

Chippy Tea Chippy Tea

I wants a chippy tea

But you keep gee’in me posh nosh

It dunt agree wi’ me

You can keep your Jamie Oliver

And yer Go-o-ordon Ramsey

I’m a working man from Lancashire

And I wants a chippy tea

:lol:

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