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Mrs Blue Sky Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 My Em buried a Barbie up to her neck on the beach once and watched cackling as she was drowned by the tide It was the same Barbie as she had treated to a prison camp haircut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Managing Director Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 well my Chief Assistant left me speechless with this, when asked if headless Barbie (courtesy of Flint, beheadings take approximately 20 seconds ) could be thrown away she replied, 'No I need her for when I play Anne Boleyn Barbie!!' when a third Barbie was found similarly headless the response was, oh good now I've got Lady Jane Gray too this from the child who found The Sound of Music scary and had to leave the cinema after 20 minutes of Finding Nemo. when I asked Murdo what the dog was doing later the reply came 'it's Ok he's just working on Boxing Helena Barbie' My Em buried a Barbie up to her neck on the beach once and watched cackling as she was drowned by the tide It was the same Barbie as she had treated to a prison camp haircut children are pretty scary aren't they maybe we should stat a new thread , 101 Barbies they will never produce, Here's a start 1. Ann Boleyn Barbie 2. Lady Jayne Gray Barbie 3. Catherine of Aragon Barbie taking the CA's word for that one 4.Drowned Barbie 5. prison camp Barbie (might there be one of those ) 6. CA has just announced she needs Mary Queen of Scots Barbie 7. Boxing Helena Barbie sure we can think of a few more between us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken on a mission Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 How about a post natal Barbie? Oh boy could I think up some features for that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Blue Sky Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 I have got two suggestions but they are so tasteless that I have moderated myself in advance to save anyone else the trouble. (Although Joan of Arc Barbie would go up a treat with all that nylon hair ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Managing Director Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 I have got two suggestions but they are so tasteless that I have moderated myself in advance to save anyone else the trouble. (Although Joan of Arc Barbie would go up a treat with all that nylon hair ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellcat Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 What about the word brat?? that's short and sweet (unlike children ) I'm not even going to dignify that, Mel! puts nose in air and goes off in a huff. Comes back. Actually, after the day I've had with my trio, I'm inclined to use that decription myself!! Little monsters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellcat Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 KKK Barbie NRA Barbie Suicide bomber Barbie Depressed Barbie Oh I could go on, if you tink these are bad, I moderated myself a few times and question marked the first one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken on a mission Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 My little darling came down the stairs laughing delightedly saying that she had just done a wee on my bedroom carpet If this was an accident then that would be ok but she had done it on purpose. Despite my exagerated horror to try and get her to realise that mummy did not find this funny, she didn't recognise how upset I was I know she is only 3 1/3 but she took such delight in doing the wee and finding it funny afterwards. It wasn't even for attention because she had gone upstairs for a wee during our game of Hungary Hippos (I love that game ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Naughty girl! And what a shame to spoil your game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 What a little madam! One of the funniest things my daughter said while looking at a picture of her and her dad was “was that before we knew mummy?” When she was two while having lunch, she had her favourite toy in one hand and a fork in the other. She repeatedly stabbed her toy with the fork saying “hurt it, hurt it”. Don’t you just love em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Blue Sky Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 KKK BarbieNRA Barbie Suicide bomber Barbie Depressed Barbie Ok if that's the way it is: Anne Frank Barbie (just keep her in the box) "Monster" Barbie ( as in Charlize Theron - she can brutalise Action Man and Ken) Witch Hunt Barbie (construct your own ducking stool in the garden with bucket, stick and string) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Rosie asked me this morning how her child-proof medicine lid knew that she was a child and not an adult Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 What a brilliant question! That's just the kind of thing I would ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 I admit that I had to think about it for a minute before I laughed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Managing Director Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 When she was two while having lunch, she had her favourite toy in one hand and a fork in the other. She repeatedly stabbed her toy with the fork saying “hurt it, hurt it”. Don’t you just love em! a bit like this then ?? Nice to know they're all the same junior assistant at play (age 2) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel (& Paul) Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Good grief we are going to be over run by militant sm children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Don't show Dan that picture will you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocchick Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Poor flipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Poor flipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Managing Director Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Poor flipper yes , if they'd filmed Toy Story in our house it would have owed more to Tim Burton than Disney what with legless, headless Barbies,disembowled soft toys and well just about everything being slightly chewed (Flint chewed the computer mouse of it's cable today , thankfully he wasn't shocked) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnieP Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Ah, but doggies are allowed to be naughty...... Children? Well! That's a different story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Managing Director Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Ah, but doggies are allowed to be naughty...... Children? Well! That's a different story! well I think within reason a bit of spirit in a child is a good thing, just preferrably not at bedtime, teatime or any other time I'm in charge Have to say that I see a lot of children in my job and most of them are lovely, even the one who when told I had 7 chickens looked at me with new eyes and said 'chickens , that's cool, weird , but cool' he was all of 8 ooh we're in danger of switching threads here, quick back to childrens sayings I could tell you about the time the CA (then aged 3 and a half) was found cleaning the skirting board with the baby wipes , when asked what she was doing her reply was the ultimate put down, 'mummy these skirting boards are disgusting, if I was a skirting board I wouldn't want to be this skirting board'' In her (or is it my) defence I would add my mum had been here the week before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellcat Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 KKK BarbieNRA Barbie Suicide bomber Barbie Depressed Barbie Ok if that's the way it is: Anne Frank Barbie (just keep her in the box) "Monster" Barbie ( as in Charlize Theron - she can brutalise Action Man and Ken) Witch Hunt Barbie (construct your own ducking stool in the garden with bucket, stick and string) Now I LIKE the last one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Blue Sky Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Are you going to try it? You could dress Ken up as Matthew whatsisname and conduct your very own trial Please post photos if you do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
