Snowy Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I was sent this today and immediately thought of a few people I could share it with: Girlie Wisdom Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5lbs. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers. Every 7 minutes of everyday, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes! Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like... "You know, sometimes I forget to eat!" .....Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys. But I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat! A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. My body is not all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said "Body, how would you like to go to the six o'clock class of vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said "Listen b***h.....do it and die." The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are - eating too much; impulse buying and driving too fast.. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day! SEND THIS TO ANY BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY!!! LIVE SIMPLY.....LAUGH OFTEN.....LOVE DEEPLY Well I've sent it to you lot! xxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Hysterical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Brilliant So many apply to me karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyBoo Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 (edited) fantastic, I've just read "Grumpy Old Women" the book and that was full of the same sort of comments. I love stuff like that, it's so true!! Mrs Bertie Edited October 5, 2007 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susanbb Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 So true Susan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisa33 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 How funny is this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starboyhull Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 hehe thats very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
