Single hen

[Guest]

I can't stand Tom Cruise! The only film of his that I like is Vanilla Sky.

[Mrs Frugal]

Oh no! I hated that one!! Watched The Last Samurai last night - that's a goodie!

[Louise]

Sorry Kate anything as hyped as that I don't watch in principle

 

And watch me upset a whole load of you here anything where they use Silly Dion to squeal the theme tune definitely makes me hit the off button

 

*ducks defensively*

[The Dogmother]

Me too - he just doesn't do it for me, as an actor or otherwise.

 

Can't pin it down, but he definitely doesn't have that 'dirty ride' look that I like.

[Mrs Frugal]

And watch me upset a whole load of you here anything where they use Silly Dion to squeal the theme tune definitely makes me hit the off button

 

Oh I'm with you on that one Louise!!

[Guest]

Can't pin it down, but he definitely doesn't have that 'dirty ride' look that I like.

Did you just say that?!

[Mrs Frugal]

Yes she did !

[Louise]

Glad I'm not the only one mind you I did buy her greatest hits CD for my mum as a gift to annoy my dad

 

Ssssssssssssh don't tell him will you she plays it at volume every saturday morning

[The Dogmother]

Can't pin it down, but he definitely doesn't have that 'dirty ride' look that I like.

Did you just say that?!

 

An example, Michael Hutchence had it, as did Ben Kingsley in Ghandi and Sexy Beast, Johny Depp in Pirates....

 

But NEVER Tom Cruise. Perhaps he's too sterile.

 

Got it?

[Guest]

An example, Michael Hutchence had it, as did Ben Kingsley in Ghandi and Sexy Beast, Johny Depp in Pirates....

 

But NEVER Tom Cruise. Perhaps he's too sterile.

 

Got it?

Yep - I'm with you. Hutch had it in bags - even I fancied him. Johnny Depp too. Yup.

[The Dogmother]

There you go then, that's explained it. The phrase I used just sums it up well.

[Guest]

Clare, you have an earthy charm that I like!

[Louise]

Tart

[Guest]

[The Dogmother]

That's the pot calling the kettle beige Louise

 

I've got just one word for you...

 

SIMON

[Guest]

Don't. The floodgates will open, there will pants everywhere.....

[The Dogmother]

You scared then grd?

[Guest]

Not me. But are we prepared to unleash the whole pants debate on the forum again?

 

(see? It's starting already.... )

[The Dogmother]

You mentioned the word, not me!

[Guest]

You wanted to though - you just skirted around the issue.

[Guest]

^^^^^^^^^^

That was me (obviously).....

[The Dogmother]

[Guest]

You so and so....

[Lesley]

Perhaps you two should get your own.................blog?

[Guest]

Clare - what do you reckon?