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just what are you suggesting Clare! :D

 

It was my Gillette mach 10 turbo razor with battery powered doner kebab meat slicer!

 

I forgot it was powered because the first time I used it I took half my face off, so I just used it like an ordinary one.

 

The stewardess new exactly what it was she just wanted to have a laugh I think! :lol::lol:

 

I stomped on the damn thing on the tarmac, and said 'I think it's stopped now!'

 

Kev.

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About three years ago I was waiting at Paddington station to get a train to

Bristol to visit a friend. It was a long wait and no spare benches to rest on

so I sat on top of a wastebin. When I eventually got up there was a sort

of squelching noise, I turned and looked and I had sat on top of a partly

eaten choclate icecream....the back of my skirt had a HUGE brown stain on

it :oops::oops: I rushed down to the ladies and had the choice of either

washing out the back of my skirt in toilet bowl water :vom: or taking my skirt off in the public area and washing it at a hand basin..I chose the latter :roll: the looks I got from people watching a middle aged woman with no skirt on washing something brown from the back of her skirt still haunt me today :(

I then had the decision to have the damp patch at the front or at the back, I chose the front, easier to hide with my bag :( I missed the train and when

I explained to my friend why I was so late she nearly peed herself :)

 

Tessa

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About three years ago I was waiting at Paddington station to get a train to

Bristol to visit a friend. It was a long wait and no spare benches to rest on

so I sat on top of a wastebin. When I eventually got up there was a sort

of squelching noise, I turned and looked and I had sat on top of a partly

eaten choclate icecream....the back of my skirt had a HUGE brown stain on

it :oops::oops: I rushed down to the ladies and had the choice of either

washing out the back of my skirt in toilet bowl water :vom: or taking my skirt off in the public area and washing it at a hand basin..I chose the latter :roll: the looks I got from people watching a middle aged woman with no skirt on washing something brown from the back of her skirt still haunt me today :(

I then had the decision to have the damp patch at the front or at the back, I chose the front, easier to hide with my bag :( I missed the train and when

I explained to my friend why I was so late she nearly peed herself :)

 

Tessa

 

Hysterical!! :lol:

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:lol: Just reviving this topic to post as I couldn't find the newer one, then realised this old one is well worth a read anyway, enjoy!

 

Yesterday I was awaiting an urgent delivery and, fed up with couriers who drive off when I'm in, put a note up to say "ring until I answer, I am in!"

 

Well, the first couple of rings weren't the delivery, so when the doorbell rang the third time, I leapt up but struggled to the door, flung it open, and announced "I'm in!" to a pair of bemused religious elders. Oh, you're not the delivery, I said.

 

"We saw your message they said, we may have something to deliver". Oh, are you delivering the message of God? I said brightly.

 

I bet they've never had such a response, although I didn't stop to chat, I think they were edging away from mad woman by then anyway.

 

Note to self, do not fling open front door with a welcoming "I'm in!", I guess it could have been worse, and my daughter was in hysterics, you can all have a laugh too. :lol:

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