The Dogmother Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife . He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.' As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.' Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' She answered (Continue below - This is great) 'THE TEETH.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Christian Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Thanks Clare! Thats horrible!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Particularly poignant as I've just come back from the dentist! I would love to laugh but half my face isn't working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I thought this was going to be something hideously sentimental. I should have known better! Very funny! Imagine...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Yuk!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Ewwwwwwwwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty-Box Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tessa the Duchess Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Not much of a gentleman though, she should have had the teeth first :shock Very funny Clare Tessa.: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Not much of a gentleman though, she should have had the teeth first :shock I thought exactly the same !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I'm glad to see you spend your time productively....................finding things to brighten our days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 I'm glad to see you spend your time productively....................finding things to brighten our days Of course! There seems to have been a drift of them lately! Me, sentimental? You should know me better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Ha Ha Ha made me giggle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cate in NZ Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Very funny Clare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 That made me laugh out loud . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
