Cyber Chook Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Q: How many eggs does it take to make a French omelette? A: One egg is un oeuf Caroline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 *groan* I had to read that several times before I got it ... very good, though. Can't wait to tell that one at work tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaylis1980 Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 i get it but even in my head i cant pronounce it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Oh well, if it's bad jokes you're after ..... Why did the chicken cross the playground?.............To get to the other slide . Told you it was bad . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Chap strides into a library and says "Pint of bitter please!" "Do you mind?" says the libarian, "this is a library!" "Sorry" says the chap "a pint of bitter please!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedusA Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 *groan* I had to read that several times before I got it ... very good, though. Can't wait to tell that one at work tomorrow! Me too Olly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clucking mad Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 kaylis1980 wow i love your picture of monica dressed in the turkey, when she scares joey, and chandler says he loves her. you can probs tell that i like friends, once i devoured about 25 episodes in one day!! now that has got to be a record or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Chap strides into a library and says "Pint of bitter please!""Do you mind?" says the libarian, "this is a library!" "Sorry" says the chap "a pint of bitter please!" Now that is funny! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clucking mad Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Now that is funny! :lol: now you are just being fussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 One of my 11-year-olds told me this one yesterday: Why did the skeleton burp? Because he didn't have the guts to f*rt... I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..lay a little egg for me Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Why did the chewing gum cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . It was stuck to the chicken's foot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyBoo Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 I may have seen this first on here anyway but it really makes me giggle: Hear about the man who got hit by a train? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He was chuffed to bits :lol I still chuckle everytime I hear that! Mrs Bertie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
