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Ha ha ha ha! These are great.

 

My brother and his mates still rate ladies on the beer scale e.g. "blimey that one's a ten pinter"

 

:shameonu:

 

Apologies to launch into the non-PC world but he also taught me the phrase: "He/She is BOBFOC" which translates as Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch".......

 

NO WONDER HE IS SINGLE!!!!!!!! :lol:

 

Sometimes I wonder if I'm really related to him!

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Ha ha ha ha! These are great.

 

My brother and his mates still rate ladies on the beer scale e.g. "blimey that one's a ten pinter"

 

 

ten-pinter is quite common down here too..

 

the opposite is an NBR - No Beers Required...

 

which brings me back to Claire Goose....

 

here she is working for Oxfam again...

 

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NBR - just a cold shower...

 

8)

 

Phil

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I like it!! :lol:

 

it pays to enrich your vocabulary...

 

I'll take your cow-kickers and raise you two good old-fashioned expressions..

 

(meaning much the same thing...)

 

Swamp Donkey

 

Double Bagger or Two-bagger (as in 2 paper bags - one to cover her head and one to cover yours in case hers falls off...)

 

:roll:

 

Phil

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