Solitary chicken - need advice

[Janty]

 

I called Omlet today to see if I could add some more bits to my cube order but it had already been dispatched on Friday. I was then told that it was a purple eglu that had been sent. This was despite me ordering the skirt to go on the cube and the new cube front door.

They sent the cube skirt, the cube front door but an eglu to go with them.

 

 

The order should arrive tomorrow or Wednesday. They have now sent out a purple cube which should be with us on Friday and the eglu should be collected on Monday.

 

[Ain't Nobody Here]

When they arrive to collect the eglu, how tempting would it be to say "Purple eglu? What purple eglu " .

[Redwing]

I heard that lorry with the Eglu on never turned up

[Janty]

[Falkor]

That makes my blue grub/green grub error seem tiny in comparaison!

 

I think they might notice a purple eglu missing though!

[Janty]

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[Chickvic]

Annoying huh? But I like ANH's idea!

[Patricia W]

I followed an Omlet van down the M40 today - some lucky person...

[Guest]

Perhaps they could offer you a massive discount to have the eglu too save all that hassle and admin etc

good luck indie you will love your

[moochoo]

Surely, being such and excellent customer you'll get a BOGOF?

[Janty]

Surely, being such and excellent customer you'll get a BOGOF?

 

You'd think so, wouldn't you!

[atsw]

They have now sent out a purple cube which should be with us on Friday and the eglu should be collected on Monday.

As long as they didn't send you my . I'm collecting my new Eglu from HQ on Monday. I'll be devistated if it's still on the way back from your place .

 

Andrew

[The Dogmother]

Best call them first Andrew

[Janty]

The cube is here.

 

[Chickvic]

Yay! Did they take the eglu back?

[The Dogmother]

Yay! Did they take the eglu back?

 

What eglu?

[atsw]

Yay! Did they take the eglu back?

Hope so, just in case it is mine!

 

Andrew

[Janty]

No, the eglu is still sitting in my garden...along with all the other boxes.

[atsw]

No, the eglu is still sitting in my garden...along with all the other boxes.

, Think I might keep that to myself if I were you!

 

Andrew

[Janty]

I'm hopefully going to built the cube tomorrow but we have to take son to school and that will take up a huge chunk of the day. I also have year leader's comments to write for the reports this weekend.

 

[Janty]

We arranged for the eglu to be collected on Tuesday.

 

 

Dad came over for the day to wait in for them.

The couriers didn't come.

 

 

Omlet then arranged for the couriers to come on Thursday.

 

 

The couriers arrived Wednesday but that was ok because Dad had offered to come over just in case they came a day early / late depending on how you look at it.

 

 

The couriers wouldn't take the boxes on Wednesday as they were wet, even though we had told Omlet that we had nowhere to store them and Omlet had relayed this to the couriers. We had also wrapped them in large plastic sheets and secured them.

 

 

The poor ladies at Omlet then tried to organise the couriers again. We were told that the boxes would be collected on Thursday so Dad came over again.

 

 

The couriers didn't arrive.

 

 

Once again, Omlet have called the courier and they are supposed to be coming tomorrow. We have been told to leave them outside as Dad can't come over tomorrow.

 

Watch this space!

[Ain't Nobody Here]

For goodness sake . That's shocking service . Nightfright by any chance ?

[Redwing]

Its a sign! shall I phone uo Omlet offer them £150 and come and get it myself?

[Plum]

Heck may as well keep it.

 

Tasha you've sneaked in some more chooks

[Olly]

Surely there's a rule that says 'three failed attempts and you get to keep the Eglu'