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[Space Chick]

Well from watching Rose dissect one earlier, slime and entrails

 

If you could be a tree, what type of tree would you want to be and why?

[chickencam]

As to where do the single socks go, we have been listening to a story called The New Policeman when travelling this summer. It is set in Ireland and it is all to do with fairies, but we all knew that didn't we?

 

Why does time fly when you are having fun The above story also tells a tale about time leaking from this world into a fairy world and not doing either party any good, very credible)

[PurpleTree]

Well from watching Rose dissect one earlier, slime and entrails

 

If you could be a tree, what type of tree would you want to be and why?

 

A purple one!

 

Why does it always rain at school home time?

[majorbloodnock]

Why does it always rain at school home time?

 

As a result of the sudden chill in the atmosphere when all the parents simultaneously ask their kids if they've been good in class.....

 

Question:

 

What do you think will be the next life-changing technological breakthrough?

[Alis girls]

A tap that doesnt produce water but chocolate ( eh how do I know - brainy I ain't)

If the earth is turning how come we dont get dizzy?

[mini welly]

well thats a tricky one...

 

 

I think it's something to do with the earth's gravity.

i dunno, i'm not clever in that way.

 

hmm, what about...

 

 

 

 

WHERE DO CIRCLES START?

 

 

 

i wonder who can answer that!

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[majorbloodnock]

At the business end of the pencil.

 

Question:

 

Why has no-one ever come up with a better alternative to the shopping trolley wheel?

[Space Chick]

Because if they did the trolley would be effective at moving around the supermarket, and you will be less likely to make impulse buys.

 

Can you commit to a bag for life, or is bag monogamy over rated?

[majorbloodnock]

Can you commit to a bag for life, or is bag monogamy over rated?

 

Can't resist...

 

If she can put up with me for life, it's the least I can do

 

Question:

 

Cottleston pie?

[Space Chick]

Ask me a riddle and I will reply

 

(Gosh Major that takes me back to the Muppet Show)

 

What is your favourite puppet?

[Geoid]

Sooty! He was the best!

 

What is atherosclerosis?

[Lavenders_Blue]

Fatty deposits which build up in your arteries.

 

 

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

[majorbloodnock]

Fatty deposits which build up in your arteries.

 

 

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

Yes. Sound is an oscillation of pressure in the surrounding air within a certain frequency range. There's nothing in the definition requiring that pressure oscillation to be sensed.

 

Question:

 

Why do the unhealthiest foods also have to be the tastiest ones?

[Space Chick]

I think thats debatable. I adore scrummy veggies like carrots, broccoli, swede, parsnips and unless I am missing something they are all very good for me As is a lovely poached egg on a slice of home baked granary toast The nicest food there is

 

Why do people always ring when you are in the shower/in the bathroom?

[theherd123]

Because thats just the way it is.

It just wouldn't be right snacking on a bag of sprouts now would it?

 

Why do male trapeze artists only wear tights and not a top too?

[Alis girls]

I suspect its something for the ladies to drool over.

Why does Monday go so slowly and Sunday so quick?

[Space Chick]

The weekend timezone is faster

 

Why do shops have to discontinue things you like?

[Alis girls]

Out of sheer spite - they work on the theory that the customer is not always right.

Why does my ginger cat play with discarded socks, pants etc which have been left to be washed? Sorry not very good at this but a cat owner maybe able to answer this

[Space Chick]

I think its a smell thing, our cat will attack the living room rug when the dog has been sleeping on it

 

If you woke up tomorrow and found out that you were invisible what would you do?

[jlo]

I would go down and see what the chooks actually get up to when they are not hassling me.

 

Why do most women open their mouth when putting mascara on?

[Space Chick]

Its the concentration That is sooo true Jlo.

 

Why do pets always choose weekends and nights to be ill when the vets fees are more expensive

[chick wiggle]

They're just getting their own back after been left on their own all week

 

If an orange was black, would we still call it an orange?

[Scramble]

Yes

because if an orange was black we wouldn't call it a black because that reminds me of chocolate (green and blacks) which reminds me of choclate oranges so it would become a horribly confusing circle.

Plus...they go black if they go rotten and they are still called oranges ..

 

Why do people talk really loudly on their mobiles when they're on a bus?

[Alis girls]

So they can hear what they are saying!

Why is it when I'm ready to sleep OH starts yakking

[chick wiggle]

Because its probably the only time he can get a word in edgeways

 

If the farmer is sowing in the field and his wife is sewing in the kitchen, what are they both doing??